Porn Star Names

Mar 25, 2008 20:13

I now fully understand why porn stars -- and other erotic professionals -- have such silly names. Now, this only really applies if you have a sibling, which is approximately 95% of you reading (P.S. it's a bit difficult to calculate 95% of three to a whole number). Re-gard-ez, here is my thought:

Why would you ever want to hear, or mutter, your sibling's name during sex?

I think that pretty much sums it up as the above is a sure-fire boner-killer. Forget baseball, just mention (one of) your sibling's name and watch it all go down the shitter.

As an aside, I'm probably one of the few people who actually think about these types of things logically. *sigh*

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