Hooraaaaaaaaaay Bash!

Apr 17, 2007 23:52

Fuck the haters! Bring the laughter!

[Tostitos] i like my women the way i like my coffee
[Jet] Ground up and in the freezer?
[SteveTheImpermeableHamster] full of your cream?
[mistik] hawt?
[Dokterrock] What, tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a burro?
[RaMTuFF] quiet ?
[Jet]: Colombian?
[Aimee] hot?
[Jet] From McDonalds?
[djswift2k3] Black?
[SteveTheImpermeableHamster] in a cup?
[Jet] Spilt all over your lap?
[Aimee] cheap?
[whiteboihere] strong and black?/
[Tostitos] i hate you all

[PhoenixBourne] Ok, so a friend of mine had an AWESOME idea at school
[PhoenixBourne] You know rohyphonol? (whatever the spelling is)
[linforcer] Is he gontna make a trebuchet
[linforcer] no
[PhoenixBourne] You know date rape drugs?
[linforcer] Sure
[PhoenixBourne] Right, rhyphonol is one of these. It knocks you asleep after an hour or two.
[PhoenixBourne] I should also mention, a side affect of rhyphonol is amnesia of events whilst under influence of the drug.
[PhoenixBourne] Now, a friend of mine had this idea:
[PhoenixBourne] 1) Prepare ingredients
[PhoenixBourne] 2) Take rhyphonol
[PhoenixBourne] 3) Bake cake
[PhoenixBourne] 4) Fall asleep
[PhoenixBourne] 5) ??????
[PhoenixBourne] 6) Wake up
[PhoenixBourne] 7) CAKE?! CAKE! Where did this come from?!
[linforcer] SURPRISE CAKE!!!!!!

[Python] Did you fall from a shooting star?
[silly_girlie] hehe
[silly_girlie] ahh sure why not
[GLT23] because your face looks like it slammed into earth at 1500 mph? is that the end of the pickup line?

[caddis] the hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gay

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David says:
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Jenna says:
what the **** is your problem?
Jenna says:
why do you always do that?

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