[Fanfiction] She's got them Balls! : Chapter 21
Title: She's got them Balls
Pairing: Kamenashi Kazuya - other / Akanishi Jin - Other / Akame
Genre: Romance, Drama, Humor
Rating: NC-17
Length: multichapter
Summary: When suddenly Akanishi's body has been taken over by a 'manly girl' at the start of Tour 2009 Break the Records, everything seems to get out of hand. After finally getting used to a 'weird' Akanishi, Kamenashi seems to be falling for him (the girl's feminine sides, which she never knew she had). Since he doesn't know there's a girl inside Akanishi, he's scared for being called 'gay'. Kamenashi ignores his feelings, but how long can he lie to himself?
Disclaimer: I don't own the guys. Just the plot and the fictional characters. English isn't my mother language, so there can be some 'mistakes' in the texts
Previous chapters:
Prologue / Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 /
Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 / Chapter 7 / Chapter 8 / Chapter 9 /
Chapter 10 / Chapter 11 / Chapter 12 / Chapter 13 / Chapter 14 /
Chapter 15 / Chapter 16 / Chapter 17 / Chapter 18 / Chapter 19 /
Chapter 20 /
Chapter 21~:
Around the same time as Akanishi had woke up, Kimber woke up too by a cellphone ringing. She was lying down in double bed, opening his eyes and seeing Kamenashi right next to him. It was a shock. Seeing his face right next to him made him scream for a second and making strange moves, falling out of the bed against the wall and taking the whole blanket with him.
He looked at Kamenashi, who woke up too. He was naked. Completely naked. He looked at himself under the blanket, and noticed that he was as naked as it could be too. Again, for a second he screamed.
“Goodmorning.” Kamenashi smiled when he opened his eyes and saw 'Akanishi' sitting against the wall with the blanket covering his body.
“What happened?” Kimber asked with big eyes. He didn't dare to look at Kamenashi, since he turned around and you could now clearly see EVERYTHING.
“It's funny how you're so shy.” Kamenashi laughed. Kimber looked around and noticed that his clothes were lying somewhere at the door of the bedroom, together with Kamenashi's clothes.
“It was a really hot night, you know!” Kamenashi tried to praise him.
“H-h-h-o-t ni-g-ght?” Kimber stuttered. He had no memory whatsoever about what happened last night. The last thing he remembered was that he went downstairs to wash Kamenashi's clothes and looking at the clock that pointed 00h21.
“You don't remember? Sure you do. Such a magical happening.” Kamenashi said.
“Magical happening?” Kimber started to understand what happened, although he didn't want to understand. He wanted it to be vanished from his memory right now, which had already happened, just like that moment, right now.
“Are you cold?” Kamenashi suddenly asked, seeing 'Akanishi' having his whole body covered by a blanket.
“No.” Kimber replied. He looked at himself for a while.
“Then why hide everything? I mean... I already saw everything this night...”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” Kimber screamed and got up, running towards the bedroom with the bedsheets covering his body.
“What's with him?” Kamenashi thought. His mind was so focused on everything from last night. That night, Akanishi had promised him the heaven and the stars on earth and a whole lot more.
Even though he saw Akanishi's reaction, he was still convinced about the fact that from now on, everything would be different.
Kimber was in the bathroom, slapping himself on both cheeks.
“Wake up.” he told himself. But waking up when you're already in reality is an idiotic thing to do.
“I'm already awake.” he realized. Somehow Kamenashi's body couldn't leave his mind. Every sight of Kamenashi that he remembered in particular just couldn't leave his mind.
His dark hair flowing, his brown eyes reflected light from the sun, his smile so damn enchanting. His nicely cut, streamlined body flexed and contracted as he walked.
It didn't took so long for him to realize what was going on. He looked at himself in the mirror. He was making the crossover, once again. It felt ironic how he changed sexuality, just after changing body to the other sex.
Since he already had been through this once, he knew what would happen. After a while it'd feel normal, nothing to worry about. Just let it be was the best thing to do, and maybe stick to it. The most important thing for him was making sure Akanishi would never find out about the fact that his body had sex with Kamenashi.
Unlike others, this time he accepted it easily. Just like others, after a while you may notice the things other people see.
Kamenashi on the other hand suddenly started to doubt again about what he was doing. What was he doing? He just had sex with a male the other night, nevertheless that it was Akanishi who he had sex with. He remembered all the details, all the words that had been said.
“Kamenashi, get a hold of yourself.” he tried to make himself realize what was going on.
Suddenly Kimber came out of the bedroom, back into the bedroom. From the moment Kamenashi saw him again, he knew there was no way back. Every move, every word, every sound, he would notice. His mind was completely focused on him.
Kimber grabbed his clothes, looking at Kamenashi just for a second. It was the first time that he looked at him, knowing that he actually liked him. Kamenashi was still naked and stared at him all the time. When Kimber noticed, he opened his mouth.
“Look, about yesterday...” he started. Kamenashi wondered what he would say.
Just at the spur of the moment, the cellphone that woke them up rang again. At a table right next to the door Akanishi's cellphone was vibrating.
“Aren't you gonna pick that up?” Kamenashi asked, even though he'd rather have him finishing what he'd like to say.
Kimber nodded, looking at who was calling.
“It's Johnny?” he said. Kamenashi wondered about it.
“Why would the big boss be calling right now?” he asked. Kimber made a face that would make clear that only then he understood who Johnny was.
“Moshi Moshi?” Kimber picked up.
“Akanishi, I want to see you at my office at 10 'o clock, got that?” he seriously said.
“Eh?” Kimber answered, not knowing what would happen. Unfriendly, Johnny had already hung up.
“Hey! You hung up?! Douche!”
“Douche?” Kamenashi asked, since Kimber said it in English.
“Douche, from Douchebag. Which means as much as... asshole!” Kamenashi looked at him. Having someone hang up the phone apparently made him angry. In his mind, he wrote it down. 'Don't hang up on Akanishi, he gets angry'.
“So, what did he say?” Kamenashi asked.
“That he wants to meet me at his office at 10 'o clock.” Kimber pouted. He had no idea where his office was, nor the building where that office would be anyways.
“I'll take you, since you drove me home by car. You came with me to begin with so...” He offered suddenly, making it a whole lot easier.
At the same time, Akanishi came into the living room where he saw Crystal with a identification table on the ground. The paper was A1 format with small letters. Somewhere in the middle of the table there was a dice lying.
“What are you doing?” he asked crystal who was looking focused at it.
“Hey, can you tell me something? Do you remember some things of Kimber's past?”
“Why do you ask?” Akanishi wondered.
“Because if we answer all these questions right, we can find the element that can bring you back to your own body.”
“You serious?!” Akanishi was happy to hear that. But he didn't knew how to answer the question for sure.
“Wait a second.” he said.
“hmmm?” Crystal looked at Akanishi who walked towards R2-D2. The computer was currently living in Crystal's house to be sure.
“Hi, R2-D2” he said. There was no reaction.
“Are you talking... to R2-D2?” Crystal thought he was crazy.
“In my dreams, he could talk! Guess my dream was just a dream... or really the future.” he looked down for a second with a sad face.
“I promised to get both of you out this mess, didn't I?” Crystal tried to cheer him up. “So I guess that's a no. Did you exchange talents? No, since Kimber can't sing.” She placed the dice on the next question.
“Can I use an egg and a spoon?” Kimber asked Kamenashi when they were both dressed in the kitchen. Kamenashi nodded, not knowing what he would do with it.
Kimber took the egg and a spoon, carefully removing the top of the uncooked egg. With his spoon, he started to stir in it.
“What are you doing?” Kamenashi looked at Akanishi confused for a second.
“Well, I don't know how you feel, but I'm experiencing a hangover so I'm going to drink this since someone once told me that's a good thing to do.” He said. After looking at the dirty shizzle for a second, he drank out of the egg in one go.
Kamenashi saw at Akanishi's face how nasty that must've tasted.
“yuuuuuuk” Kimber said after drinking it. Kamenashi thought about if he had to confess once again right now, knowing that he didn't remember anything anymore. Collecting the courage once again wasn't easy though, so he decided to wait.
One hour later, both Kamenashi and Kimber entered the office of Johnny-san.
“Oh, both of you are here.” he looked at them. “I was planning only to have a conversation with Akanishi but it doesn't hurt if you're here too.” he said. Johnny went to his desk to take a bunch of pictures. He threw them on the little table close to Kamenashi and Kimber.
“You're lucky that I buyed these. Otherwise the press could have got them. I'm telling you, the price wasn't low. You owe me.” Both Kamenashi and Kimber looked at the pictures. They were pictures of 'Akanishi' carrying tampons and menstrual pads. Kamenashi was confused by this, since he didn't remember the first part of the evening last night.
“Can you explain this to me?” Johnny looked a bit angry. Kamenashi was curious to what explanation he could give him.
“That's my private life, and it's none of your business.” Kimber answered, not knowing what else to do. He became serious as well, more serious than ever.
“Your private life? It's because I protect your private life that you still have one god damnit! What do you want? “Akanishi Jin has a girlfriend on her period?” in the newspapers?! Whoever it is, break up with her, she already caused you enough trouble.”
Kimber got angry, having someone pushing him to break up with someone. Although he wasn't in a relationship, having someone to push you into doing such things were just... unacceptable. Finding love is hard enough already.
“No. I won't” he answered. Now both Johnny and Kamenashi were convinced that Akanishi was dating someone.
“Look Akanishi, you're going to listen to be. This is bad for your career!” Johnny got angry. Kimber also didn't want to give up, although that wasn't the reality.
“Listen to me. If you could choose between love and your dream job, what would it be? There are people out there killing themselves just because they lost their loved one, not because they couldn't make it to the right job. Okay, maybe a few ones, but a lot less. From the moment that we are born we hear about that one person, that one person for you, and you start longing for that someone. That someone so special that she could change whole your world. That one person that can define you, where you can finally find who you are. That's a lot more important to me than getting up a stage and pleasuring fangirls, I'm sorry. What are you going to do about it?!” he almost yelled. Kamenashi had to swallow for a second, not knowing what he was hearing. Who could that person he was talking about be? Would it be that girl he said was his far far far family?!
“You're pissing me of, that's what you're doing!” Johnny yelled. Kamenashi never saw Johnny so angry. Normally he was a person that could understand many situations and could stay calm, but Akanishi apparently got him all mad.
“You know Akanishi,” Johnny began. “Just a few days ago I was at a party around noon. We were doing some tarot Wicca thingy, something weird. And you, you were my all time favorite from all Johnny's, I almost see you as my son. And then I actually asked them if they could change you into a girl so that you could marry my son, as a joke. I mean, you know that I feel like if my son was hurting me?” Kimber was all overcooked hearing what he said. Few days ago, wicca thingy as a joke. This wasn't fun anymore. Johhny was the one who caused them to swap bodies.
“Kamenashi, get out, right now.” Kimber said really serious.
“Eh?” Kamenashi looked at his serious face.
“I SAID GET OUT.” Never ever was Kamenashi so scared of Akanishi and quickly left the office. He was wondering about what was wrong that he would suddenly chase him out of the office. He still didn't get with all the clues ever given to him that Akanishi and the 'other girl' switched bodies. On the other hand, he was sure that Akanishi had a girlfriend too, because he didn't 'deny' it. Kimber on the other hand just said it to make Johnny understand that he has no right to interrupt Akanishi's private life, as he didn't want to be controlled by everyone around him. Akanishi already had the wires of controlling Kimber's new life in hands, not Johnny too.
Kamenashi sat outside and heard screaming and yelling from Akanishi's side, although he couldn't hear clearly what was being said.
Pairing: Kamenashi Kazuya - other / Akanishi Jin - Other / Akame
Genre: Romance, Drama, Humor
Rating: NC-17
Length: multichapter
Summary: When suddenly Akanishi's body has been taken over by a 'manly girl' at the start of Tour 2009 Break the Records, everything seems to get out of hand. After finally getting used to a 'weird' Akanishi, Kamenashi seems to be falling for him (the girl's feminine sides, which she never knew she had). Since he doesn't know there's a girl inside Akanishi, he's scared for being called 'gay'. Kamenashi ignores his feelings, but how long can he lie to himself?
Disclaimer: I don't own the guys. Just the plot and the fictional characters. English isn't my mother language, so there can be some 'mistakes' in the texts
Previous chapters:
Prologue / Chapter 1 / Chapter 2 / Chapter 3 / Chapter 4 /
Chapter 5 / Chapter 6 / Chapter 7 / Chapter 8 / Chapter 9 /
Chapter 10 / Chapter 11 / Chapter 12 / Chapter 13 / Chapter 14 /
Chapter 15 / Chapter 16 / Chapter 17 / Chapter 18 / Chapter 19 /
Chapter 20 /
Chapter 21~:
Around the same time as Akanishi had woke up, Kimber woke up too by a cellphone ringing. She was lying down in double bed, opening his eyes and seeing Kamenashi right next to him. It was a shock. Seeing his face right next to him made him scream for a second and making strange moves, falling out of the bed against the wall and taking the whole blanket with him.
He looked at Kamenashi, who woke up too. He was naked. Completely naked. He looked at himself under the blanket, and noticed that he was as naked as it could be too. Again, for a second he screamed.
“Goodmorning.” Kamenashi smiled when he opened his eyes and saw 'Akanishi' sitting against the wall with the blanket covering his body.
“What happened?” Kimber asked with big eyes. He didn't dare to look at Kamenashi, since he turned around and you could now clearly see EVERYTHING.
“It's funny how you're so shy.” Kamenashi laughed. Kimber looked around and noticed that his clothes were lying somewhere at the door of the bedroom, together with Kamenashi's clothes.
“It was a really hot night, you know!” Kamenashi tried to praise him.
“H-h-h-o-t ni-g-ght?” Kimber stuttered. He had no memory whatsoever about what happened last night. The last thing he remembered was that he went downstairs to wash Kamenashi's clothes and looking at the clock that pointed 00h21.
“You don't remember? Sure you do. Such a magical happening.” Kamenashi said.
“Magical happening?” Kimber started to understand what happened, although he didn't want to understand. He wanted it to be vanished from his memory right now, which had already happened, just like that moment, right now.
“Are you cold?” Kamenashi suddenly asked, seeing 'Akanishi' having his whole body covered by a blanket.
“No.” Kimber replied. He looked at himself for a while.
“Then why hide everything? I mean... I already saw everything this night...”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” Kimber screamed and got up, running towards the bedroom with the bedsheets covering his body.
“What's with him?” Kamenashi thought. His mind was so focused on everything from last night. That night, Akanishi had promised him the heaven and the stars on earth and a whole lot more.
Even though he saw Akanishi's reaction, he was still convinced about the fact that from now on, everything would be different.
Kimber was in the bathroom, slapping himself on both cheeks.
“Wake up.” he told himself. But waking up when you're already in reality is an idiotic thing to do.
“I'm already awake.” he realized. Somehow Kamenashi's body couldn't leave his mind. Every sight of Kamenashi that he remembered in particular just couldn't leave his mind.
His dark hair flowing, his brown eyes reflected light from the sun, his smile so damn enchanting. His nicely cut, streamlined body flexed and contracted as he walked.
It didn't took so long for him to realize what was going on. He looked at himself in the mirror. He was making the crossover, once again. It felt ironic how he changed sexuality, just after changing body to the other sex.
Since he already had been through this once, he knew what would happen. After a while it'd feel normal, nothing to worry about. Just let it be was the best thing to do, and maybe stick to it. The most important thing for him was making sure Akanishi would never find out about the fact that his body had sex with Kamenashi.
Unlike others, this time he accepted it easily. Just like others, after a while you may notice the things other people see.
Kamenashi on the other hand suddenly started to doubt again about what he was doing. What was he doing? He just had sex with a male the other night, nevertheless that it was Akanishi who he had sex with. He remembered all the details, all the words that had been said.
“Kamenashi, get a hold of yourself.” he tried to make himself realize what was going on.
Suddenly Kimber came out of the bedroom, back into the bedroom. From the moment Kamenashi saw him again, he knew there was no way back. Every move, every word, every sound, he would notice. His mind was completely focused on him.
Kimber grabbed his clothes, looking at Kamenashi just for a second. It was the first time that he looked at him, knowing that he actually liked him. Kamenashi was still naked and stared at him all the time. When Kimber noticed, he opened his mouth.
“Look, about yesterday...” he started. Kamenashi wondered what he would say.
Just at the spur of the moment, the cellphone that woke them up rang again. At a table right next to the door Akanishi's cellphone was vibrating.
“Aren't you gonna pick that up?” Kamenashi asked, even though he'd rather have him finishing what he'd like to say.
Kimber nodded, looking at who was calling.
“It's Johnny?” he said. Kamenashi wondered about it.
“Why would the big boss be calling right now?” he asked. Kimber made a face that would make clear that only then he understood who Johnny was.
“Moshi Moshi?” Kimber picked up.
“Akanishi, I want to see you at my office at 10 'o clock, got that?” he seriously said.
“Eh?” Kimber answered, not knowing what would happen. Unfriendly, Johnny had already hung up.
“Hey! You hung up?! Douche!”
“Douche?” Kamenashi asked, since Kimber said it in English.
“Douche, from Douchebag. Which means as much as... asshole!” Kamenashi looked at him. Having someone hang up the phone apparently made him angry. In his mind, he wrote it down. 'Don't hang up on Akanishi, he gets angry'.
“So, what did he say?” Kamenashi asked.
“That he wants to meet me at his office at 10 'o clock.” Kimber pouted. He had no idea where his office was, nor the building where that office would be anyways.
“I'll take you, since you drove me home by car. You came with me to begin with so...” He offered suddenly, making it a whole lot easier.
At the same time, Akanishi came into the living room where he saw Crystal with a identification table on the ground. The paper was A1 format with small letters. Somewhere in the middle of the table there was a dice lying.
“What are you doing?” he asked crystal who was looking focused at it.
“Hey, can you tell me something? Do you remember some things of Kimber's past?”
“Why do you ask?” Akanishi wondered.
“Because if we answer all these questions right, we can find the element that can bring you back to your own body.”
“You serious?!” Akanishi was happy to hear that. But he didn't knew how to answer the question for sure.
“Wait a second.” he said.
“hmmm?” Crystal looked at Akanishi who walked towards R2-D2. The computer was currently living in Crystal's house to be sure.
“Hi, R2-D2” he said. There was no reaction.
“Are you talking... to R2-D2?” Crystal thought he was crazy.
“In my dreams, he could talk! Guess my dream was just a dream... or really the future.” he looked down for a second with a sad face.
“I promised to get both of you out this mess, didn't I?” Crystal tried to cheer him up. “So I guess that's a no. Did you exchange talents? No, since Kimber can't sing.” She placed the dice on the next question.
“Can I use an egg and a spoon?” Kimber asked Kamenashi when they were both dressed in the kitchen. Kamenashi nodded, not knowing what he would do with it.
Kimber took the egg and a spoon, carefully removing the top of the uncooked egg. With his spoon, he started to stir in it.
“What are you doing?” Kamenashi looked at Akanishi confused for a second.
“Well, I don't know how you feel, but I'm experiencing a hangover so I'm going to drink this since someone once told me that's a good thing to do.” He said. After looking at the dirty shizzle for a second, he drank out of the egg in one go.
Kamenashi saw at Akanishi's face how nasty that must've tasted.
“yuuuuuuk” Kimber said after drinking it. Kamenashi thought about if he had to confess once again right now, knowing that he didn't remember anything anymore. Collecting the courage once again wasn't easy though, so he decided to wait.
One hour later, both Kamenashi and Kimber entered the office of Johnny-san.
“Oh, both of you are here.” he looked at them. “I was planning only to have a conversation with Akanishi but it doesn't hurt if you're here too.” he said. Johnny went to his desk to take a bunch of pictures. He threw them on the little table close to Kamenashi and Kimber.
“You're lucky that I buyed these. Otherwise the press could have got them. I'm telling you, the price wasn't low. You owe me.” Both Kamenashi and Kimber looked at the pictures. They were pictures of 'Akanishi' carrying tampons and menstrual pads. Kamenashi was confused by this, since he didn't remember the first part of the evening last night.
“Can you explain this to me?” Johnny looked a bit angry. Kamenashi was curious to what explanation he could give him.
“That's my private life, and it's none of your business.” Kimber answered, not knowing what else to do. He became serious as well, more serious than ever.
“Your private life? It's because I protect your private life that you still have one god damnit! What do you want? “Akanishi Jin has a girlfriend on her period?” in the newspapers?! Whoever it is, break up with her, she already caused you enough trouble.”
Kimber got angry, having someone pushing him to break up with someone. Although he wasn't in a relationship, having someone to push you into doing such things were just... unacceptable. Finding love is hard enough already.
“No. I won't” he answered. Now both Johnny and Kamenashi were convinced that Akanishi was dating someone.
“Look Akanishi, you're going to listen to be. This is bad for your career!” Johnny got angry. Kimber also didn't want to give up, although that wasn't the reality.
“Listen to me. If you could choose between love and your dream job, what would it be? There are people out there killing themselves just because they lost their loved one, not because they couldn't make it to the right job. Okay, maybe a few ones, but a lot less. From the moment that we are born we hear about that one person, that one person for you, and you start longing for that someone. That someone so special that she could change whole your world. That one person that can define you, where you can finally find who you are. That's a lot more important to me than getting up a stage and pleasuring fangirls, I'm sorry. What are you going to do about it?!” he almost yelled. Kamenashi had to swallow for a second, not knowing what he was hearing. Who could that person he was talking about be? Would it be that girl he said was his far far far family?!
“You're pissing me of, that's what you're doing!” Johnny yelled. Kamenashi never saw Johnny so angry. Normally he was a person that could understand many situations and could stay calm, but Akanishi apparently got him all mad.
“You know Akanishi,” Johnny began. “Just a few days ago I was at a party around noon. We were doing some tarot Wicca thingy, something weird. And you, you were my all time favorite from all Johnny's, I almost see you as my son. And then I actually asked them if they could change you into a girl so that you could marry my son, as a joke. I mean, you know that I feel like if my son was hurting me?” Kimber was all overcooked hearing what he said. Few days ago, wicca thingy as a joke. This wasn't fun anymore. Johhny was the one who caused them to swap bodies.
“Kamenashi, get out, right now.” Kimber said really serious.
“Eh?” Kamenashi looked at his serious face.
“I SAID GET OUT.” Never ever was Kamenashi so scared of Akanishi and quickly left the office. He was wondering about what was wrong that he would suddenly chase him out of the office. He still didn't get with all the clues ever given to him that Akanishi and the 'other girl' switched bodies. On the other hand, he was sure that Akanishi had a girlfriend too, because he didn't 'deny' it. Kimber on the other hand just said it to make Johnny understand that he has no right to interrupt Akanishi's private life, as he didn't want to be controlled by everyone around him. Akanishi already had the wires of controlling Kimber's new life in hands, not Johnny too.
Kamenashi sat outside and heard screaming and yelling from Akanishi's side, although he couldn't hear clearly what was being said.