Well...davidd, pastilla, and zannah all did it, and all managed to retain their dignity. I know that, about a year ago, I posted an entry titled (something along the lines of) "The Last Xanga Quiz I Will Ever Post In My LiveJournal. Ever.". However, this is a LiveJournal quiz. With that very lame loophole, here goes.
As of 7:33 PM (PST), after changing my friends page link from "cool people" to "TEH KEWL PPL!!!!!111" (slightly parodying chatspeak), I believe I have finally reached LJ layout nirvana.