12.15.03
Dear Journal,
Today was a lucky day. For my trig class, a substitute was there. You ask why is that so lucky? Well, I had some unfinished homework and if my teacher was here today, he would be pissed off. Also, the substitute put up the answers on the projector so I copied off all the homework and etc...I'm evil, aren't I? Anyways, here is the second part. In my English class, I forgot to prepare the book report presentation. Not that I didn't bring it, but the mp3 files in the CD was all unorganized. So, I planned one of my sinful schemes...to get out of class, the easy way. My tummy was in chronic pain, but it was bearable...but could Joon ever let the chance slip by? No! So I asked my English teacher if I could go to the nurse, covering my smiling face with my hair, and he wrote a pass to the nurse for me. So, I wandered around the school with the pass for an hour. It was quite boring, but it was far better than going over grammar lessons. Classes passed by, and 7th period came. Swim conditioning class with a fat, dumb and ugly coach. As usual, he appeared fashionably late, flirting with high school girls...does he think he is the P.I.M.P.? He told us to run a mile, as always. He never had a plan, the exercises were all random crap. Well, I had to do it or I get a failing grade up my ass, so I ran. The first lap I completed, coach didn't even care if I completed a lap or not, he was talking with girls. So I ran on the grass of the football field, which is obviously cheating...doh! I was first to complete the mile, obviously. Most of the time, coach always checks how many miles we run...while talking with girls, but few days he just doesn't budge his fat lazy ass. Therefore, luck helped again, and I went home...from there it's all private life. Pay 100 bucks in advance to read about my crazy private life...I accept cash, money checks, and all major credit cards. Thanks for reading my journal, and good-bye journal.
-Joon Choi
Today was a lucky day. For my trig class, a substitute was there. You ask why is that so lucky? Well, I had some unfinished homework and if my teacher was here today, he would be pissed off. Also, the substitute put up the answers on the projector so I copied off all the homework and etc...I'm evil, aren't I? Anyways, here is the second part. In my English class, I forgot to prepare the book report presentation. Not that I didn't bring it, but the mp3 files in the CD was all unorganized. So, I planned one of my sinful schemes...to get out of class, the easy way. My tummy was in chronic pain, but it was bearable...but could Joon ever let the chance slip by? No! So I asked my English teacher if I could go to the nurse, covering my smiling face with my hair, and he wrote a pass to the nurse for me. So, I wandered around the school with the pass for an hour. It was quite boring, but it was far better than going over grammar lessons. Classes passed by, and 7th period came. Swim conditioning class with a fat, dumb and ugly coach. As usual, he appeared fashionably late, flirting with high school girls...does he think he is the P.I.M.P.? He told us to run a mile, as always. He never had a plan, the exercises were all random crap. Well, I had to do it or I get a failing grade up my ass, so I ran. The first lap I completed, coach didn't even care if I completed a lap or not, he was talking with girls. So I ran on the grass of the football field, which is obviously cheating...doh! I was first to complete the mile, obviously. Most of the time, coach always checks how many miles we run...while talking with girls, but few days he just doesn't budge his fat lazy ass. Therefore, luck helped again, and I went home...from there it's all private life. Pay 100 bucks in advance to read about my crazy private life...I accept cash, money checks, and all major credit cards. Thanks for reading my journal, and good-bye journal.
-Joon Choi