"And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world, but lose your own phone? Is anything worth more than your phone?" - Matthew 16:26
So, it turns out GF finally found her damn phone! Thank God! Although I asked God to take care of it, I had little to do with it.
[Spoiler (click to open)]I ask myself, "Is a life suddenly lost, a life worth living?" Only God knows..
BTW so now that we have this transgender bullshit to expand our horizons of social possibilities, can someone please suggest how to refer to the one almighty omnipotent creator? He-she-it-they-them-mandate.. etc. Dear God, What would you like us to call you?
Well... you can call me John, or you can call me Johnny, or even call me God, but don't call me Satan!