i'd buy a raccoon, but john already has one - "Island of the Haunted"

[piecesofalice]

I got the Pretender movies on DVD last week, and have only watched Island of the Haunted because, really, who gives a crap about Pretender 2001?

It shall forever, from this day, be known as LOLsland of the Haunted, thanks to THAT SCENE.

You know the one. The one where Jarod's nipples are horribly erect.

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[bantha_fodder]

ALDFKJALDKSFJALKDJF

OH SHOW

I AM SPEECHLESS

SO MUCH TO SAY BUT ALSFKJALKFJAFJ

[piecesofalice]

Is everything you need to say...

KEYBOARD MASHING?!

[bantha_fodder]

YOU HAVE AN ICON OF HIS TATTOOO HAHAHAHAHA

[piecesofalice]

DUR, SO I DON'T FORGET HIS NAME.

Inappropriate music: "Sexy/Back" just came on. >LOLOLOLOLOL

[bantha_fodder]

some might say: COMPLETELY APPROPRIATE MUSIC

[piecesofalice]

SHHHH NOT IN FRONT OF DEBBIE AND HER DAD

(they're innocents!)