Ponderings
5 worthless things.
Doing CPR on a mummy ( " Come on Bea Arthur, stay with us..puff, puff, puff. Thump." )
Brittany Spears doing a crossword puzzle ( " I don't get how, " I don't get it " won't fit in the little box thingie..grrrr..)
A funnel cake booth at an Atkins convention ( " MY God....Trample, trample, squishity -smoosh !)
Me in a chasty belt ( " It's like life... only, more uncomfortable. )
A Lazer scope on a shotgun (" Behold! I Cletus am Lord of Kentucky! Oooohhhh" )
Doing CPR on a mummy ( " Come on Bea Arthur, stay with us..puff, puff, puff. Thump." )
Brittany Spears doing a crossword puzzle ( " I don't get how, " I don't get it " won't fit in the little box thingie..grrrr..)
A funnel cake booth at an Atkins convention ( " MY God....Trample, trample, squishity -smoosh !)
Me in a chasty belt ( " It's like life... only, more uncomfortable. )
A Lazer scope on a shotgun (" Behold! I Cletus am Lord of Kentucky! Oooohhhh" )