dieting and other mating rituals
My ginormous ass is going on a diet....
I found determination in this when, much to my dismay; skinnier people were being towed into an unwilling orbit around me. I, like every other overweight individual have health issues that keep me fat. Mine being severe sleep apnea, and border line oxygen deprivation. NO breath'em the air, no burn'em the calories. Period.( must find a way to break the cycle) Now it's said that inside every large person is a thin person waiting to get out...thankfully mine passed with the last bowel movement, I mean seriously, how the hell was I to know they were'nt part of the buffet? But still, weight loss must happen. Or dating will not..I mean ever... Testosterone will win out over lard, mark my words. And when I am half my weight, I will date. Eat your heart out Johnny Cocherine. But on other notes I'm most likely going back to school. I went to The Columbus college of art and design. They loved my sculpture portfollio, I mean they really loved it. I went to the senior 3-d design hall, and my stuff was just atad under theirs. It felt great. So come the fall, I'd like to be going and am currently busting butt trying to make it happen. God willing, I'm Columbus bound.
I found determination in this when, much to my dismay; skinnier people were being towed into an unwilling orbit around me. I, like every other overweight individual have health issues that keep me fat. Mine being severe sleep apnea, and border line oxygen deprivation. NO breath'em the air, no burn'em the calories. Period.( must find a way to break the cycle) Now it's said that inside every large person is a thin person waiting to get out...thankfully mine passed with the last bowel movement, I mean seriously, how the hell was I to know they were'nt part of the buffet? But still, weight loss must happen. Or dating will not..I mean ever... Testosterone will win out over lard, mark my words. And when I am half my weight, I will date. Eat your heart out Johnny Cocherine. But on other notes I'm most likely going back to school. I went to The Columbus college of art and design. They loved my sculpture portfollio, I mean they really loved it. I went to the senior 3-d design hall, and my stuff was just atad under theirs. It felt great. So come the fall, I'd like to be going and am currently busting butt trying to make it happen. God willing, I'm Columbus bound.