WTF?

Jan 31, 2007 16:36

OK, Last night was my girlfriend's birthday. So, I bought her a diamond bracelet, took her out to a movie, went to her favorite restauraunt, and let her pick out whatever dessert she wanted. THEN, once we got back, I surprised her with a bouquet of her favorite flower, the Iris. All of the sudden, she threw the flowers at me, slapped me across the ( Read more... )

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eikesjacket January 31 2007, 22:49:22 UTC
I myself have never reacted well to romantic gestures. Not because I think a guy being romantic is his way of saying, "let's do it!" but because I'm not the romantic type. Generally, I'm amused by romance. I find it corny. Heh.

Honestly, if you had done all that stuff for me, the thought of you wanting to have sex wouldn't have even crossed my mind. My reaction would've been, "Jesus Christ, baby, you're one sappy son of a bitch." And of course I would've thanked you for going out of your way with everything (while giggling on the inside and silently referring to you as Mr. Romance)

Perhaps your girlfriend is and/or was used to being saught after only for sexual purposes? Though, to me, that still doesn't excuse her behavior. What she did was rather outlandish and kind of insulting.

If you were my boyfriend and let me pick out whatever dessert I wanted, I would've taken it upon myself to offer you some sex. I mean, come on, it's dessert. Dessert is awesome.

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pidgenre January 31 2007, 23:57:44 UTC
Thanks for making me laugh my fucking ass off!
I respect women. I guess she didn't see it that way. Well we were dating for 3 years, and NOW she pulls that shit?! I guess it just threw me off BIG-TIME. I agree, it was insulting. Insulting as hell. "Sappy son of a bitch"-that's funny. You're right, dessert is awesome. Ah, damn, I got a semenar to get ready for tomarrow. Good Luck with everything.
>I think on my nest date I'll just stick to a movie.

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pidgenre January 31 2007, 23:59:37 UTC
That would be "next"...(smacks himself)

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