WTF?
OK, Last night was my girlfriend's birthday. So, I bought her a diamond bracelet, took her out to a movie, went to her favorite restauraunt, and let her pick out whatever dessert she wanted. THEN, once we got back, I surprised her with a bouquet of her favorite flower, the Iris. All of the sudden, she threw the flowers at me, slapped me across the face, and told me the only reason I did that was to get into her pants! She is insane! That damn bill came to $230! Needless to say, I'm now "girlfriend less". I seriously wouldn't go through that much just for sex. Do all women really think like that!?