The Big Bang Theory: Favorite Scenes An Episode: Season 2
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Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Topic: Favorite Scene an Episode
Favorite Scene an Episode for Season 2 in The Big Bang Theory
Spoilers for Season 2. Image heavy.
Forewarning. This may or may not contains gratuitous amounts of Sheldon. And a lot of images. I got a little carried away. So anyway, enjoy!
[01. You Should See His Joker Impression :: The Bad Fish Paradigm.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Why are you asking me, I have no information about your interactions with Penny other than what you provided me, nor do I have any method of learning such things.
Leonard : What does that mean?
Sheldon: Nothing. You seem to be implying an informational back channel between me and Penny where obviously none exists.
Leonard: No I didn't.
Sheldon: I just think you need to be careful how you phrase things, sir.
Leonard: What's going on with you?
Sheldon: Well I might ask you the same question. Why do you insist on attempting to drag me into matters which have nothing to do with me? But exist between you and Penny. A person to whom I barely speak. (His eye begins to twitch.)
Leonard: What's wrong with your face?
Sheldon: There's no reason to bring my looks into this. Good day, Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I said Good Day!
Leonard: Good day?
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"I'm Batman."
Never gets old.
[02. Temporal Anomaly? That Guy in The Red Shirt Should Be Careful :: The Codpiece Topology.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: That’s a temporal anomaly. Corn dogs didn’t come into existence until the first half of the twentieth century.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Nobody looks twice at the guy dressed up as Spock at a Renaissance Faire.
[03. Can't Trust a Horde of Hungarian Barbarians :: The Barbarian Sublimation.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: You’re in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah. Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can’t be in my bedroom.
Penny: Okay, well can we go talk in the living room?
Sheldon: I’m not wearing pajama bottoms.
Penny: Why not?
Sheldon: I spilled grape juice.
Penny: Well, wear different pajamas.
Sheldon: I can’t wear different pajamas, these are my Monday pajamas. Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Cocoon!Sheldon
[04. Have You Seen His Batman Impression? :: The Griffin Equivalency.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon:Fine, what do you want me to do?
Leonard: Smile.
Howard: Oh crap, that’s terrifying.
Leonard: We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.
Favorite Most Terrifying Thing About This Scene:
THAT SMILE
[05. If Only It Were So Easy :: The Euclid Alternative.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Howard: Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?
Sheldon: How else are they going to learn? Look, question 2, when are roadways most slippery? Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is, when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.
DMV Lady: Here’s your learner’s permit. Go away.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Nailed it."
[06. S.O.S. Please, Someone Help Me :: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Leonard: Sheldon, I’m not going to learn Morse code at three o’clock in the morning!
Sheldon: All right.
Leonard: Don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t (Sheldon enters) Aw! What’s going on?
Sheldon: Shh! Ramona’s sleeping on the couch.
Leonard: I know. When is she going home?
Sheldon: Never, that’s the problem. I need your help.
Leonard: What are you talking about?
Sheldon: I’m invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement.
Leonard: That only applies if you need me to help you destroy an artificial intelligence you created that’s taking over the Earth.
Sheldon: Come on! Don’t nitpick!
Leonard: Good night.
Sheldon: Shh. All right, I’m invoking our bodysnatchers clause.
Leonard: The bodysnatchers clause requires me to help you destroy someone we know who’s been replaced with an alien pod.
Sheldon: Yes. She’s in the living room. Go, I’ll wait here.
Ramona (entering): Sheldon, what are you doing out of bed?
Sheldon: Now! Do it!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon tries to teach Leonard morse code.
[07. King of Disproportinate Retribution:: The Panty Pinata Polarization]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: Where are my clothes?
Sheldon: Your clothes?
Penny: Yes, I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them, they were gone.
Sheldon: Really? Despite the sign that says “Do not leave laundry unattended”?
Penny: Sheldon, where are my clothes?
Sheldon: You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. Where was that? Oh, yes, earlier this evening I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye. Do those look familiar?
Penny: How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire?
Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add, mwah-ha-ha!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Penny does Shelodon's knock!
[08. No Dynamite? :: The Lizard-Spock Expansion]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Oh look, Saturn 3 is on.
Raj:I don’t want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better.
Sheldon: How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?
Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you it’s six better.
Leonard: Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.
Sheldon:In what sense is that a compromise?
Leonard: Well, five is partway between three… Never mind.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Dude. It's rock, paper, lizard, scissors, Spock!
[09. A Xylophone You Say? :: The White Asparagus Triangulation]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Hi, Stephanie. I’m sorry I’m late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.
Leonard: What invitation?
Sheldon: We’re going to the movies. What movie? What theatre? What time? If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you, you couldn’t have done a better job.
Leonard: Oh, clearly I could have.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon looks so pleased with his seat.
[10. Time For A Bootea Call:: The Vartabedian Conundrum]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny (opening door): Sheldon?
Computer voice: I have an inflamed larynx.
Penny: Okay?
Computer voice: We’re out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
Penny: Okay, let me check.
Computer voice: Some hiney would be nice, too.
Penny: Hiney?
Computer voice: Honey.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon uses a computer instead of like, you know, notepad.
[11. Gift Basket Overload :: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: Okay, here.
Sheldon: I should note I’m having some digestive distress, so, if I excuse myself abruptly, don’t be alarmed. Oh, a napkin.
Penny: Turn it over.
Sheldon: To Sheldon, live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy.
Penny: Yeah, he came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin’s dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.
Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
Penny: Well, yeah, yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it.
Sheldon: Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
Penny: Okay, all I’m giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon awkward hugging.
[12. Poor Little Toaster :: The Killer Robot Instability]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Raj: Okay. What shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?
Leonard: Maybe we should start small.
Raj: Okay. Ooh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out what’s inside the Magic Eight Ball.
Sheldon: Did it when I was four. It’s an icosahedral dye floating in tinted blue water.
Raj: Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that.
Leonard: How about the toaster oven?
Sheldon: What did the toaster oven ever do to you?
Leonard: What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? He still punched me in the face with my own fists. Sorry, you little nerd, you were just in the wrong boys’ room at the wrong time.
Howard: Gentlemen, goggles.
Sheldon: Yeah, this is an auspicious moment. Yeah, like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Raj: How about “Die, toaster, die”?
Leonard: That’ll do it.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
How they fangasm over MONTE.
[13. Things Not to Do in a Bookstore :: The Friendship Algorithm]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon (picks up train): Oh my! That’s awfully sticky. Alright, let’s see. Bernie Bunny has Two Daddies Now. It’s probably about homosexual rabbits. Jerry the Gerbil and the Bullies on the Bus. Read it, not helpful. Oh! Here we go. Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo. Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne, Indiana, with her husband and best friend Mark, and their cockatoos too. Hardly makes her an expert in making friends, wouldn’t you agree?
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Don’t look up, there’s cameras."
[14. Twizzler or Red Vines/Slurpees or Icees/Decisions, Decisions:: The Financial Permeability]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Raj: Hang on, hang on. There’s a 7-Eleven here. We smuggle Slurpies, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats, after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.
Howard: Wow. I don’t see how we missed that.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in what universe are Slurpies Icees?
Raj: That’s how we missed it.
Leonard: Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis, to create an emergency ad-hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, you know I can’t do that.
Howard: Okay, I guess we only have one option.
Raj: Yep, I don’t see any way around it.
Leonard: Bye, Sheldon.
Howard: See ya.
Raj: Later, dude.
Sheldon: They’re right, it was the only option.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
The way they decide what movies to go to.
[15. Any Way You Want It:: The Maternal Capacitance]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon & Beverley : Any Way You Want It ♪
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
They don't even notice Leonard come in.
[16. How Sheldon's collapses into the chair. :: The Cushion Saturation]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Leonard: I’m afraid so. You know the cashew chicken I get you Monday nights?
Sheldon: Yes. From Szechuan Palace.
Leonard: Szechuan Palace closed two years ago.
Sheldon: What? Wh-Where did my cashew chicken come from?
Leonard: Golden Dragon.
Sheldon: No. No, this isn’t right. Our food always comes in Szechuan Palace containers.
Leonard: Yeah, well, before they went out of business, I bought 4,000 containers. I keep them in the trunk of my car.
Sheldon: But. Oh, this changes everything.
Leonard: I thought that might take his mind off the cushion.
Sheldon: What’s real? What isn’t? How can I know?
Penny: You did make that up, right?
Leonard: Oh, God, I wish I had.
Sheldon: Leonard?
Leonard: Yeah, buddy?
Sheldon: I still don’t like this cushion.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
He sniffs the cushion. So weird, Sheldon.
[17. Things That Begin With M. Moon Pie, Malevolent, Meemaw, Maniacal :: The Terminator Decoupling]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Sheldon: Nobody calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon's glare.
[18. BAM! :: The Work Song Nanocluster]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: BAM!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
BAM!
[19. The Horror of Neighbors:: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: Okay, new topic, please. Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out?
Leonard: Shh-shh-shh!
Sheldon: What?
Penny: The people upstairs are moving out.
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: The horror!
Leonard: Why would you just say something like that?
Sheldon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no…
Penny: How else was I supposed to say it?
Leonard: Slowly, like putting a new fish in a tank. You don’t just drop it in, you let the bag sit in the water a while.
Sheldon: The horror!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Penny kills roaches for them!
[20. The Internet Is the Solution to All Your Tribbles Troubles:: The Hofstadter Isotope]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Look at that, that’s a dent. Thank you, Howard Ham-Fisted Wolowitz. Did you just shut the TV off in the middle of the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode?
Leonard: Apparently so.
Sheldon: Are you ill?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: All right. Then is it fair to say that you’re experiencing some sort of emotional turmoil over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?
Leonard: When did you pick up on that?
Sheldon: A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of }during the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode. Would you like some advice?
Leonard: Sure, why not?
Sheldon: Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"...most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books."
[21. Wonder Who He Could Be?:: The Vegas Renormalization]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: I believe it’s my turn, you may begin your questions whenever you’re ready.
Raj: Are you Spock?
Sheldon: I don’t like this game.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?"
[22. It's Raining Meatloaf :: The Classified Materials Turbulence]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Howard: Yes, sir, I understand classified. We’ll keep it all classified, no one has to know but you and me.
Penny: What’s classified?
Leonard: Howard’s space toilet. I’ll tell you later.
Howard: Well, they’ve deployed our solution. Let’s just all hope it works.
Sheldon: I don’t see why I have to worry. My career’s not hanging in the balance. That was a joke. It’s funny, because it’s true.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"That’s classified."
[23. His Pranks Do Get Better :: The Monopolar Expedition]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: That’s 14 hours away. For the next 840 minutes, I’m effectively one of Heisenberg’s particles, I know where I am or I know how fast I’m going, but I can’t know both. Yet how am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?
Leonard: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Bazinga!"
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Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Topic: Favorite Scene an Episode
Favorite Scene an Episode for Season 2 in The Big Bang Theory
Spoilers for Season 2. Image heavy.
Forewarning. This may or may not contains gratuitous amounts of Sheldon. And a lot of images. I got a little carried away. So anyway, enjoy!
[01. You Should See His Joker Impression :: The Bad Fish Paradigm.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Why are you asking me, I have no information about your interactions with Penny other than what you provided me, nor do I have any method of learning such things.
Leonard : What does that mean?
Sheldon: Nothing. You seem to be implying an informational back channel between me and Penny where obviously none exists.
Leonard: No I didn't.
Sheldon: I just think you need to be careful how you phrase things, sir.
Leonard: What's going on with you?
Sheldon: Well I might ask you the same question. Why do you insist on attempting to drag me into matters which have nothing to do with me? But exist between you and Penny. A person to whom I barely speak. (His eye begins to twitch.)
Leonard: What's wrong with your face?
Sheldon: There's no reason to bring my looks into this. Good day, Leonard.
Leonard: What?
Sheldon: I said Good Day!
Leonard: Good day?
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"I'm Batman."
Never gets old.
[02. Temporal Anomaly? That Guy in The Red Shirt Should Be Careful :: The Codpiece Topology.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: That’s a temporal anomaly. Corn dogs didn’t come into existence until the first half of the twentieth century.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Nobody looks twice at the guy dressed up as Spock at a Renaissance Faire.
[03. Can't Trust a Horde of Hungarian Barbarians :: The Barbarian Sublimation.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: You’re in my bedroom.
Penny: Yeah. Leonard gave me an emergency key.
Sheldon: People can’t be in my bedroom.
Penny: Okay, well can we go talk in the living room?
Sheldon: I’m not wearing pajama bottoms.
Penny: Why not?
Sheldon: I spilled grape juice.
Penny: Well, wear different pajamas.
Sheldon: I can’t wear different pajamas, these are my Monday pajamas. Penny, people cannot be in my bedroom.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Cocoon!Sheldon
[04. Have You Seen His Batman Impression? :: The Griffin Equivalency.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon:Fine, what do you want me to do?
Leonard: Smile.
Howard: Oh crap, that’s terrifying.
Leonard: We’re here to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.
Favorite Most Terrifying Thing About This Scene:
THAT SMILE
[05. If Only It Were So Easy :: The Euclid Alternative.]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Howard: Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV?
Sheldon: How else are they going to learn? Look, question 2, when are roadways most slippery? Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is, when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.
DMV Lady: Here’s your learner’s permit. Go away.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Nailed it."
[06. S.O.S. Please, Someone Help Me :: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Leonard: Sheldon, I’m not going to learn Morse code at three o’clock in the morning!
Sheldon: All right.
Leonard: Don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t come in here, don’t (Sheldon enters) Aw! What’s going on?
Sheldon: Shh! Ramona’s sleeping on the couch.
Leonard: I know. When is she going home?
Sheldon: Never, that’s the problem. I need your help.
Leonard: What are you talking about?
Sheldon: I’m invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement.
Leonard: That only applies if you need me to help you destroy an artificial intelligence you created that’s taking over the Earth.
Sheldon: Come on! Don’t nitpick!
Leonard: Good night.
Sheldon: Shh. All right, I’m invoking our bodysnatchers clause.
Leonard: The bodysnatchers clause requires me to help you destroy someone we know who’s been replaced with an alien pod.
Sheldon: Yes. She’s in the living room. Go, I’ll wait here.
Ramona (entering): Sheldon, what are you doing out of bed?
Sheldon: Now! Do it!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon tries to teach Leonard morse code.
[07. King of Disproportinate Retribution:: The Panty Pinata Polarization]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: Where are my clothes?
Sheldon: Your clothes?
Penny: Yes, I left them in the washers and when I went down to get them, they were gone.
Sheldon: Really? Despite the sign that says “Do not leave laundry unattended”?
Penny: Sheldon, where are my clothes?
Sheldon: You know, I do recall seeing some female undergarments. Where was that? Oh, yes, earlier this evening I happened to gaze out the window and a brassiere caught my eye. Do those look familiar?
Penny: How the hell did you get them up on that telephone wire?
Sheldon: When you understand the laws of physics, Penny, anything is possible. And may I add, mwah-ha-ha!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Penny does Shelodon's knock!
[08. No Dynamite? :: The Lizard-Spock Expansion]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Oh look, Saturn 3 is on.
Raj:I don’t want to watch Saturn 3. Deep Space Nine is better.
Sheldon: How is Deep Space Nine better than Saturn 3?
Raj: Simple subtraction will tell you it’s six better.
Leonard: Compromise. Watch Babylon 5.
Sheldon:In what sense is that a compromise?
Leonard: Well, five is partway between three… Never mind.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Dude. It's rock, paper, lizard, scissors, Spock!
[09. A Xylophone You Say? :: The White Asparagus Triangulation]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Hi, Stephanie. I’m sorry I’m late, but your companion left the most indecipherable invitation.
Leonard: What invitation?
Sheldon: We’re going to the movies. What movie? What theatre? What time? If you were trying to make it impossible to locate you, you couldn’t have done a better job.
Leonard: Oh, clearly I could have.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon looks so pleased with his seat.
[10. Time For A Bootea Call:: The Vartabedian Conundrum]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny (opening door): Sheldon?
Computer voice: I have an inflamed larynx.
Penny: Okay?
Computer voice: We’re out of herbal tea. Do you have any?
Penny: Okay, let me check.
Computer voice: Some hiney would be nice, too.
Penny: Hiney?
Computer voice: Honey.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon uses a computer instead of like, you know, notepad.
[11. Gift Basket Overload :: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: Okay, here.
Sheldon: I should note I’m having some digestive distress, so, if I excuse myself abruptly, don’t be alarmed. Oh, a napkin.
Penny: Turn it over.
Sheldon: To Sheldon, live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy.
Penny: Yeah, he came into the restaurant. Sorry the napkin’s dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.
Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!
Penny: Well, yeah, yeah, I guess. But look, he signed it.
Sheldon: Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!
Penny: Okay, all I’m giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon awkward hugging.
[12. Poor Little Toaster :: The Killer Robot Instability]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Raj: Okay. What shall be first to taste the wrath of Monte?
Leonard: Maybe we should start small.
Raj: Okay. Ooh, perhaps today is the day we finally find out what’s inside the Magic Eight Ball.
Sheldon: Did it when I was four. It’s an icosahedral dye floating in tinted blue water.
Raj: Man, call spoiler alert before you say things like that.
Leonard: How about the toaster oven?
Sheldon: What did the toaster oven ever do to you?
Leonard: What did I ever do to Jimmy Mullins in the third grade? He still punched me in the face with my own fists. Sorry, you little nerd, you were just in the wrong boys’ room at the wrong time.
Howard: Gentlemen, goggles.
Sheldon: Yeah, this is an auspicious moment. Yeah, like Robert Oppenheimer or Neil Armstrong, we need the appropriate words to mark this historic scientific event.
Raj: How about “Die, toaster, die”?
Leonard: That’ll do it.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
How they fangasm over MONTE.
[13. Things Not to Do in a Bookstore :: The Friendship Algorithm]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon (picks up train): Oh my! That’s awfully sticky. Alright, let’s see. Bernie Bunny has Two Daddies Now. It’s probably about homosexual rabbits. Jerry the Gerbil and the Bullies on the Bus. Read it, not helpful. Oh! Here we go. Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoo. Author Sarah Carpenter lives in Fort Wayne, Indiana, with her husband and best friend Mark, and their cockatoos too. Hardly makes her an expert in making friends, wouldn’t you agree?
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Don’t look up, there’s cameras."
[14. Twizzler or Red Vines/Slurpees or Icees/Decisions, Decisions:: The Financial Permeability]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Raj: Hang on, hang on. There’s a 7-Eleven here. We smuggle Slurpies, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats, after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.
Howard: Wow. I don’t see how we missed that.
Sheldon: Excuse me, in what universe are Slurpies Icees?
Raj: That’s how we missed it.
Leonard: Sheldon, would you be prepared, on a non-precedential basis, to create an emergency ad-hoc Slurpie-Icee equivalency?
Sheldon: Oh, Leonard, you know I can’t do that.
Howard: Okay, I guess we only have one option.
Raj: Yep, I don’t see any way around it.
Leonard: Bye, Sheldon.
Howard: See ya.
Raj: Later, dude.
Sheldon: They’re right, it was the only option.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
The way they decide what movies to go to.
[15. Any Way You Want It:: The Maternal Capacitance]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon & Beverley : Any Way You Want It ♪
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
They don't even notice Leonard come in.
[16. How Sheldon's collapses into the chair. :: The Cushion Saturation]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Leonard: I’m afraid so. You know the cashew chicken I get you Monday nights?
Sheldon: Yes. From Szechuan Palace.
Leonard: Szechuan Palace closed two years ago.
Sheldon: What? Wh-Where did my cashew chicken come from?
Leonard: Golden Dragon.
Sheldon: No. No, this isn’t right. Our food always comes in Szechuan Palace containers.
Leonard: Yeah, well, before they went out of business, I bought 4,000 containers. I keep them in the trunk of my car.
Sheldon: But. Oh, this changes everything.
Leonard: I thought that might take his mind off the cushion.
Sheldon: What’s real? What isn’t? How can I know?
Penny: You did make that up, right?
Leonard: Oh, God, I wish I had.
Sheldon: Leonard?
Leonard: Yeah, buddy?
Sheldon: I still don’t like this cushion.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
He sniffs the cushion. So weird, Sheldon.
[17. Things That Begin With M. Moon Pie, Malevolent, Meemaw, Maniacal :: The Terminator Decoupling]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: What up, Moon Pie?
Sheldon: Nobody calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Sheldon's glare.
[18. BAM! :: The Work Song Nanocluster]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: BAM!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
BAM!
[19. The Horror of Neighbors:: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Penny: Okay, new topic, please. Hey, did you hear the people upstairs in 5A are moving out?
Leonard: Shh-shh-shh!
Sheldon: What?
Penny: The people upstairs are moving out.
Leonard: No!
Sheldon: The horror!
Leonard: Why would you just say something like that?
Sheldon: No, no, no, no, no, no, no…
Penny: How else was I supposed to say it?
Leonard: Slowly, like putting a new fish in a tank. You don’t just drop it in, you let the bag sit in the water a while.
Sheldon: The horror!
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
Penny kills roaches for them!
[20. The Internet Is the Solution to All Your Tribbles Troubles:: The Hofstadter Isotope]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: Look at that, that’s a dent. Thank you, Howard Ham-Fisted Wolowitz. Did you just shut the TV off in the middle of the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode?
Leonard: Apparently so.
Sheldon: Are you ill?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: All right. Then is it fair to say that you’re experiencing some sort of emotional turmoil over the events involving Penny earlier this evening?
Leonard: When did you pick up on that?
Sheldon: A moment ago, when you turned off the TV in the middle of }during the classic Deep Space Nine/Star Trek The Original Series Trouble With Tribbles crossover episode. Would you like some advice?
Leonard: Sure, why not?
Sheldon: Then, this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"...most significantly, he gets 45 percent off comic books."
[21. Wonder Who He Could Be?:: The Vegas Renormalization]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: I believe it’s my turn, you may begin your questions whenever you’re ready.
Raj: Are you Spock?
Sheldon: I don’t like this game.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Do you kind of look like a shiny Sheldon?"
[22. It's Raining Meatloaf :: The Classified Materials Turbulence]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Howard: Yes, sir, I understand classified. We’ll keep it all classified, no one has to know but you and me.
Penny: What’s classified?
Leonard: Howard’s space toilet. I’ll tell you later.
Howard: Well, they’ve deployed our solution. Let’s just all hope it works.
Sheldon: I don’t see why I have to worry. My career’s not hanging in the balance. That was a joke. It’s funny, because it’s true.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"That’s classified."
[23. His Pranks Do Get Better :: The Monopolar Expedition]
Favorite Bit of Dialogue:
Sheldon: That’s 14 hours away. For the next 840 minutes, I’m effectively one of Heisenberg’s particles, I know where I am or I know how fast I’m going, but I can’t know both. Yet how am I supposed to carry on with this huge annoying thing hovering over my head?
Leonard: Yeah, I know the feeling.
Favorite Thing About This Scene:
"Bazinga!"
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