2023 Suckies!
Another year has almost past, I have yet to obtain any Martinelli's and I'm kinda pissed about it, though I'll probably hop on a bus to get some tomorrow. Another year, and humanity doesn't cease to horrify itself with more atrocities and bullshit towards itself.
This year, we have witnessed an ongoing war, another new war. Humanity is also surprisingly resilient in the face of adversity, so there is that. We look back on a year in which I managed to get a lot of my life back on track after the Coronavirus Pandemic upended my life and many others for two years.
Let's toast to life, good times, and bashing the people/orgs/things that suck.
1. The Monumentally Sucks Award goes to, ham-ass. That one goes without saying.
2. The Principally Sucks Award goes to, Summer. This was the hottest fucking summer in recent documented weather history. God damn it! The fucking sun was trying to and partly succeed in baking people to death. Fuck Summer.
3. The Totally Sucks Award goes to, people who smoke in public because those people piss me off.
Dishonorable Mentions!
Nikki Haley
litterbugs
uber drivers who ate my food
roadragers
angry people
disease
parasites
bumping your toe on something when you just got out of the shower
splinters
asshole customers
smoking customers
crappy movies
crappy music
trump
Wow IGN still has this website up lol
and every dictator on Earth.
And with that said, let's have another imaginary toast to a new year and new hopes. Because the world is fucking gone already, let's focus on our families, friends, and ourselves. Let us also remember to be good to each other, think about each other once in a while, and treat someone who really deserves it. PLUR, and see you all in '24.
This year, we have witnessed an ongoing war, another new war. Humanity is also surprisingly resilient in the face of adversity, so there is that. We look back on a year in which I managed to get a lot of my life back on track after the Coronavirus Pandemic upended my life and many others for two years.
Let's toast to life, good times, and bashing the people/orgs/things that suck.
1. The Monumentally Sucks Award goes to, ham-ass. That one goes without saying.
2. The Principally Sucks Award goes to, Summer. This was the hottest fucking summer in recent documented weather history. God damn it! The fucking sun was trying to and partly succeed in baking people to death. Fuck Summer.
3. The Totally Sucks Award goes to, people who smoke in public because those people piss me off.
Dishonorable Mentions!
Nikki Haley
litterbugs
uber drivers who ate my food
roadragers
angry people
disease
parasites
bumping your toe on something when you just got out of the shower
splinters
asshole customers
smoking customers
crappy movies
crappy music
trump
Wow IGN still has this website up lol
and every dictator on Earth.
And with that said, let's have another imaginary toast to a new year and new hopes. Because the world is fucking gone already, let's focus on our families, friends, and ourselves. Let us also remember to be good to each other, think about each other once in a while, and treat someone who really deserves it. PLUR, and see you all in '24.