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The mother of all RP horror stories, Part XI

Aug 14, 2011 20:52

Previous Parts: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, XOh my god, you guys, I am so sorry for the delay. First I needed a little break before I tackled Day 2. Then life got insane and depressing and distracting and seriously, what is my brain. I never really forgot about the intention or need to go back and do the rest of this, but it got pretty ( Read more... )

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1/??? codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:08:53 UTC

This is gonna take a while.

I'm just sayin'.

2/IDEK codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:10:09 UTC

First of all, I SECOND WHAT WAS ALREADY SAID, WELCOME BACK~!

Second of all: I wish I could go back in time to before you approached Yuna or Yuna approached you. I would hop in my way cool time machine and be like

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3/WHAT IS TIME ESTIMATE? WHO NEEDS IT. I WILL SPAM TILL I MAKE MY POINT. :| codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:12:33 UTC

To me, reading all this, it essentially sounds like this is what she expects for RP for Yuna:

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Re: 1/??? codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:14:24 UTC

Also, I just have to reuse an earlier demotivational poster because it just sums this anarchy up so fucking well:

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codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:17:36 UTC

Unfortunately, the moment you entered THE TWILIGHT ZONE Yuna!mun's territory you were utterly FUCKED, because this is all that she can see in her character's potential mate:

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Re: 1/??? codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:19:35 UTC

And by this point I seriously would like this BITCH'S address so I can walk up to her door, ring the bell, wait for her to answer, and give her one of these /POINTS TO ICON.

Re: 1/??? codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:20:51 UTC

WHO THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK BEHAVES LIKE THIS?! WHO THE

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Re: 1/??? codenamednd August 15 2011, 04:25:53 UTC

Because seriously, I think I damn near lost my shit when I saw the comments about the other RP'er.

Really?

REALLY?

REALLY, BITCH?! GLASS HOUSES. YOU KNOW WHAT? HAVE THE STONES. HAVE ALL THE STONES. I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN BLEEDING TO DEATH YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE.

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OKAY BACK I DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH RAGE!CONS. ragingblossom August 15 2011, 04:34:44 UTC

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK FUCK. I'm scared of the idea of reading the rest.

ASDLKFJASDLKFJASD UUUUUUURGGGGH. IF YOU WERE REALLY SO FUCKING LAZY ABOUT THE RESEARCH--

YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED TO KNOW FOR A BASIC RP SETTING BY LOOKING UP GEISHA ON FUCKIN' WIKIPEDIA, OR GOOGLE. IS IT REALLY THAT HARD?! Unexcuseable! AUGASLKJDFASLKDJF!

Do you know how much I have AGONIZED over getting shit right for Tony, Kouji, and Meilin's backstory?! And they have a completely fucking MADE UP world that they live in!

Okay. Okay.

It's just RP. Right? OKAY.

Maybe I'm taking this shit a little too seriously, but honestly. HONESTLY? How can you even enjoy RP if you're not even fully aware of your character?

It's just such a fucking shame that "Twilight" was released just a year too late to spare you of this twisted fate, Pich. Just a year too late. I am so sorry for your loss (you know, your innocence, and your sanity, and two days of your life that you can never get back).

But seriously: See icon for advice on how to handle this next time: codenamednd August 15 2011, 05:23:43 UTC

I'm just...... fuck. I'm totally out of steam. GDI this girl is tiring. I'll close with something epic.

The birth of Yuna: A heroine's...? Tail of how he got some hot ass even though he really didn't want it but secretly did Tale

Here's my theory.

Are you ready?

Ready??

Ready?!

U SURE UR READY?!

OKAY GO. So she comes home one day and decides I WANNA MAKE A CHARACTER.

FIRST I AM GONNA NEED INSPIRATION:

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THE END. ragingblossom August 15 2011, 05:25:12 UTC

In short: This can only end one of five ways:

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Re: THE END. hyper_amychao August 15 2011, 06:43:57 UTC

Holy hell, I have loved every single one of your comments (and pictures and gifs) xD

Re: THE END. codenamednd August 15 2011, 07:53:01 UTC

I REGRET NOTHING. /SALUTES

This bitch is crazy. CRAZY.

(Sadly, if there's one thing I do fairly well it's ranting. XD Since I'm gonna bitch I might as well at least TRY to make it fun.

Mad props and credit to the geniuses behind the images used though. ♥)

KOREE ILU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I DON'T EVEN pichi August 15 2011, 07:36:42 UTC

There is no way for me to have a response that does justice to that string of amazing hilarity. I haven't laughed that much in a long while. WELL DONE, MY FRIEND.

Re: KOREE ILU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I DON'T EVEN codenamednd August 15 2011, 07:54:02 UTC

♥♥♥ HANG TOUGH SISTER FRIEND. I will be here to give you a positive spin on these shitty memories.

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