The mother of all RP horror stories, Part XI
Previous Parts: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, XOh my god, you guys, I am so sorry for the delay. First I needed a little break before I tackled Day 2. Then life got insane and depressing and distracting and seriously, what is my brain. I never really forgot about the intention or need to go back and do the rest of this, but it got pretty
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The birth of Yuna: A heroine's...? Tail of how he got some hot ass even though he really didn't want it but secretly did Tale
Here's my theory.
Are you ready?
Ready??
Ready?!
U SURE UR READY?!
OKAY GO. So she comes home one day and decides I WANNA MAKE A CHARACTER.
FIRST I AM GONNA NEED INSPIRATION:
PERFECT. HE'S GORGEOUS.
BUT WAIT. ALL GOOD WRITERS DO SOMETHING REALLY PROFOUND WHEN THEY CREATE RIGHT? AMIRITE?! I KNOW. I'LL HAVE WINE TO STIMULATE THE THINKING PROCESS.
OK LAWL LAWL I'M TOTALLY READY NOW.
Geisha + BAD trait = THE. BEST. CHARACTER. EVER.
EVERYONE WILL WANT A PIECE OF DAT ASS. AND IF THEY DON'T IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE HATERS. AND:
Now. I just need to name him. Something original. Something classy. Something with some random ethnicity because I haven't decided yet what nationality he'll be. Something that encompasses his personality.
Mimi.
No, no, that won't work. That sounds too selfish. What about the opposite?
You.
No. That's too simple. OH. I KNOW.
Yuna.
No one will ever suspect a thing. GO MISDIRECTION GO.
Should I have other characters? Hmmm... NAH. I need all my brain cells to be focused on Yuna and his awesomeness.
Now what should I look for in a potential spouse for him...?
/jeopardy music begins to play
SEX. SEX RIGHT NOW. I WANT HIM TO GET F***ED RIGHT THIS MINUTE! MUN VS MUN WHERE ARE YOU.
/Along comes an unsuspecting Pichi (PICHI NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!)
Yuna-mun:
Pichi:
Yuna-mun:
Pichi:
Yuna-mun:
Tsundere Geisha whore + Sexy red head bodyguard =
????
Pichi:
Yuna-mun:
Pichi:
Yuna-mun:
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