the sermon
PEOPLE IS SO CONFUSED THESE DAYS--CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
THEY SAY THAT HUMANS CAME FROM ICKY GOO
EINSTEIN SPAT, "THE WORLD AIN'T FLAT!"; WE'RE IN THE LION'S DEN
WITH SPUTNIK IN FLIGHT, WHAT'S WRONG AND WHAT'S RIGHT? TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT TO DO
WOMEN THESE DAYS SO OUT OF CONTROL--CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
STANDING UP FOR OWL'S RIGHTS, IT'S SICK
PETA AND SIERRA CLUB SAY THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN THEIR MEN
"A CANDLE BRIGHT TO PIERCE THE NIGHT"; WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT HIS WICK?!
GIVE IT ALL TO JESUS, GIVE IT ALL AWAY!
GIVE IT ALL TO JESUS, SO HE'LL SAY,
"O MY TRULY BELOVED," AND ON YOU HE'LL NOD
GIVE IT ALL IN OFF'RING, BIGGER JET SKIS FOR GOD.
You see, your tithes are the way the church gets to have fun! So in turn, we can get Jesus those bigger jet skis! Christ will be jet-skiing the heck out of everyone else in the lake if you'll just obey His will and make a sacrifice for His name!!
RELIGION THESE DAYS, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, RAISE IT UP TO THE LORD!
IT'S EASIER EV'RY DAY TO BE A JEW;
THE MORMONS CAN BLASPHEME THE WORD, CONVERTING MORE THAN WE COULD EVER AFFORD,
AND HARRY POTTER LEADS OUR KIDS TO THE SLAUGHTER--WHAT'S A REV'REND TO DO?
CHORUS
TERRORISTS INVADE OUR LAND AND BABY JESUS CRIES
FOR ALL THE UNBORN BABIES THAT WE KILL;
EV'RY BOMB THAT DOWNWARD FLIES, EV'RY DAMN MARINE THAT DIES
IS GOD'S OWN WRATH FOR LOSING TRACK TILL THE LORD'S HAD HIS FILL.
© 2006 Words and Music by Karl Johnson
THEY SAY THAT HUMANS CAME FROM ICKY GOO
EINSTEIN SPAT, "THE WORLD AIN'T FLAT!"; WE'RE IN THE LION'S DEN
WITH SPUTNIK IN FLIGHT, WHAT'S WRONG AND WHAT'S RIGHT? TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT TO DO
WOMEN THESE DAYS SO OUT OF CONTROL--CAN I GET AN AMEN?!
STANDING UP FOR OWL'S RIGHTS, IT'S SICK
PETA AND SIERRA CLUB SAY THEY'RE WORTH MORE THAN THEIR MEN
"A CANDLE BRIGHT TO PIERCE THE NIGHT"; WHAT'S A MAN WITHOUT HIS WICK?!
GIVE IT ALL TO JESUS, GIVE IT ALL AWAY!
GIVE IT ALL TO JESUS, SO HE'LL SAY,
"O MY TRULY BELOVED," AND ON YOU HE'LL NOD
GIVE IT ALL IN OFF'RING, BIGGER JET SKIS FOR GOD.
You see, your tithes are the way the church gets to have fun! So in turn, we can get Jesus those bigger jet skis! Christ will be jet-skiing the heck out of everyone else in the lake if you'll just obey His will and make a sacrifice for His name!!
RELIGION THESE DAYS, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, RAISE IT UP TO THE LORD!
IT'S EASIER EV'RY DAY TO BE A JEW;
THE MORMONS CAN BLASPHEME THE WORD, CONVERTING MORE THAN WE COULD EVER AFFORD,
AND HARRY POTTER LEADS OUR KIDS TO THE SLAUGHTER--WHAT'S A REV'REND TO DO?
CHORUS
TERRORISTS INVADE OUR LAND AND BABY JESUS CRIES
FOR ALL THE UNBORN BABIES THAT WE KILL;
EV'RY BOMB THAT DOWNWARD FLIES, EV'RY DAMN MARINE THAT DIES
IS GOD'S OWN WRATH FOR LOSING TRACK TILL THE LORD'S HAD HIS FILL.
© 2006 Words and Music by Karl Johnson