worldly

[piano_man09]

stop
what's that
i've overstayed my welcome?
oh please
you're right
let's go and taste some wine

no?
you're kidding
you have to watch the baby
no sitter?
oh please
no sandra it's just FINE

i leave
solo
and roll my eyes in time
while sandra
what gall
drinks pepsi with a lime

a diva
it's true
but darling so are you
it works
i've got
a study with a view

i go
the vineyard
and taste the cabernet
my my
what bite
the pinot if i may

and martha
that cow
has kicked me out again
really
the nerve
the bovine must be slain

the pinot
is drab
i spit it in his face
i run
he follows
i cripple him with mace

so worldly
it's true
but sweetheart so are you
i've got
my cake
and damn i'll eat it too!

i knock
the door
and martha lets the latch
i force
my pumps
the heifer's met her match

sandra
is screaming
the baby isn't here
that shrew
she lied
it's all becoming clear

my knife
it seems
has found a use at last
the girls
their stage
i've killed the whole damn cast!

a menace
that's me!
oh blast i've scraped my knee
waiter,
a glass
i must try some chablis