Disclaimer: All characters within this story do not belong to the author. They belong to the BBC. Dangit.

Author's Note: Well, this is as crack-ish as I ever got. It's probably kind of a lot bad, because I wrote it after waking up at four in the morning thinking about booty calls. I must say I do like the title. I'm going to start a rap group ( Read more... )

SO! I wrote some smut. Yeah. Thought y'all would enjoy that.

It's over here on kinkme_merlin for this prompt.

Be warned, it is very nc-17, and very cracky.

 
( The first words Arthur ever said to Merlin were 'we should make out...' )