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I am
Philip.
-My name begins and ends with the letter "P".
If there were no "H", my name would also be a palindrome.
Damn the H.
-Philip, derived from Spanish and Latin, means "lover of horses".
Sure, I dig horses.
And nobody is exaggerating when they say I have some qualities in common with them.
-Philip's are like black people.
There can never be more than two Philip's at any party at any given time.
Two Philip's is pushing it-- three is too many.
Philip's also tend to steal cars and throw dangerous stereotypes around like monkeys flinging poo.
-A Philip with one "L" is far superior to any double-"L" bitch in the land.
Believe it.
-On some elevators, you may notice a button labled "PH".
This button takes you to the "Philip Level".
Never push this button.
Halfway between whatever pussy floor you're on and the Philip Level, your head would explode.
-I share the same initials as Peter Parker.
I brag about this sometimes.
No, I'm not still 5 years old.
NOW YOU GUYS TELL ME WHO YOU ARE--
AND COOL THINGS ABOUT YOU.
K? K.
Philip.
-My name begins and ends with the letter "P".
If there were no "H", my name would also be a palindrome.
Damn the H.
-Philip, derived from Spanish and Latin, means "lover of horses".
Sure, I dig horses.
And nobody is exaggerating when they say I have some qualities in common with them.
-Philip's are like black people.
There can never be more than two Philip's at any party at any given time.
Two Philip's is pushing it-- three is too many.
Philip's also tend to steal cars and throw dangerous stereotypes around like monkeys flinging poo.
-A Philip with one "L" is far superior to any double-"L" bitch in the land.
Believe it.
-On some elevators, you may notice a button labled "PH".
This button takes you to the "Philip Level".
Never push this button.
Halfway between whatever pussy floor you're on and the Philip Level, your head would explode.
-I share the same initials as Peter Parker.
I brag about this sometimes.
No, I'm not still 5 years old.
NOW YOU GUYS TELL ME WHO YOU ARE--
AND COOL THINGS ABOUT YOU.
K? K.