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a hickey, while good PR, is a deterrent for further action as long as it remains.
gosh darn.
phone still on the fritz. i bet i have 2876 messages.
tag me on aim.
today waffles asked me what the difference between having "guts" and having "balls" is.
he can't read this, but for all the others who find themselves asking the same thing ----
Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the balls to say, "You're next."
i swear i am not sexist! but i do have a healthy sense of humor. ;)
gosh darn.
phone still on the fritz. i bet i have 2876 messages.
tag me on aim.
today waffles asked me what the difference between having "guts" and having "balls" is.
he can't read this, but for all the others who find themselves asking the same thing ----
Guts: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls: is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass, and having the balls to say, "You're next."
i swear i am not sexist! but i do have a healthy sense of humor. ;)