Unique? Oh, fuck off, you poser.
I should've posted this early, when it was fresh on my mind.. but I forgot, as I typically do. As a matter of fact, I forgot half of what I was gonna say, which's a pity since, to me, it was deep and meaningful. Just not meaningful enough to stay in my mind for more than 6 hours.
I was thinkin' earlier about how lame it'd be to be truly unique. I know people say, "Oh, everyone's unique in their own way," but please. Be realistic, people. Unique is generally defined as "a complete one of a kind".. there's nothing else in the world like it. Do you have any idea how much it would suck to have a unique sense of music, or art? If you could never find anyone else that could relate to you? If you created something that was, to you, completely mind-blowing and life-altering and everyone else's impression of it is, "Oh.. well, that was a waste of time." To me, that would suck ass.
Then we have our unique 'groups'.. see, I've noticed the emo/goth crowd (which, to the last damned one of them, are fucking crack-smoking jezebels) seem to boast of themselves as, "Oh, hey, I'm unique! I'm special!" Yea, you're so damned special you have a chain-store (Hot Topic) designed for you and innumerable groups on MySpace, LJ, etc.. Priding themselves on being "unlike the others", and yet, just as pretencious as the ones they're so 'unlike.' Seriously. Someone needs to give these people a lesson in fashion.. dressing like a reject from a Tim Burton flick is attractive only to the other "I'm so gloomy and sinister" fucks who refuse to grow outta their high school attitude.
I hope I pissed someone off with that. ^.^
What sucks, though, is that this entire train of thought was spawned because of the other train of thought that slipped away. Bah! I'm drivin' home from the store and start thinkin'.. something about human nature? Or somethin'. Shit.
Ah, well. So I was mauled by a trio of dogs today. Rosie, dad and Amanda's aussie, was havin' a good old time running amok with a pitt bull pup and a mutt.. that looks like a basset mixed with a bluetick coonhound.. that have taken up with Amanda. Sweet dogs, the two strays are, but.. even so. Animal control refuses to pick them up. Not an emergency. So for now, they're hanging around.. and since they're such sweet dogs, I felt it my duty to be playful. Some of you may know I have a sweet spot for pitt bulls. Good dogs with a bad image. (This goes for Dobermans and probably Rottweilers too) I have all kinds bite and scratch marks on me, though, and I smelled of puppy earlier. It didn't help that Rosie yanked me off my feet and sent my ass tumbling down the hill, either.
The mutt's in heat, though. She kept trying to hump the face of the pittbull pup. God.. that was funny. Pitt bull started trying to bite the mutt's underside, then ran off. I said to Amanda, "Thank god we don't have kids here.. I'd hate explaining lesbian dogs.".. which reminded me of when my friend, Charles, once called me after his grandma's black poodle was having "lesbian dog sex" with another female dog. And the grandma started yelling at her poodle, "you fucking dyke cunt!" or something like that.. and attacked her with a cane. Now I don't support animal cruelty, but I do support an entertaining story, and that counts as one.
Peace, bitches.
P.S. New Gary Numan album :D
I was thinkin' earlier about how lame it'd be to be truly unique. I know people say, "Oh, everyone's unique in their own way," but please. Be realistic, people. Unique is generally defined as "a complete one of a kind".. there's nothing else in the world like it. Do you have any idea how much it would suck to have a unique sense of music, or art? If you could never find anyone else that could relate to you? If you created something that was, to you, completely mind-blowing and life-altering and everyone else's impression of it is, "Oh.. well, that was a waste of time." To me, that would suck ass.
Then we have our unique 'groups'.. see, I've noticed the emo/goth crowd (which, to the last damned one of them, are fucking crack-smoking jezebels) seem to boast of themselves as, "Oh, hey, I'm unique! I'm special!" Yea, you're so damned special you have a chain-store (Hot Topic) designed for you and innumerable groups on MySpace, LJ, etc.. Priding themselves on being "unlike the others", and yet, just as pretencious as the ones they're so 'unlike.' Seriously. Someone needs to give these people a lesson in fashion.. dressing like a reject from a Tim Burton flick is attractive only to the other "I'm so gloomy and sinister" fucks who refuse to grow outta their high school attitude.
I hope I pissed someone off with that. ^.^
What sucks, though, is that this entire train of thought was spawned because of the other train of thought that slipped away. Bah! I'm drivin' home from the store and start thinkin'.. something about human nature? Or somethin'. Shit.
Ah, well. So I was mauled by a trio of dogs today. Rosie, dad and Amanda's aussie, was havin' a good old time running amok with a pitt bull pup and a mutt.. that looks like a basset mixed with a bluetick coonhound.. that have taken up with Amanda. Sweet dogs, the two strays are, but.. even so. Animal control refuses to pick them up. Not an emergency. So for now, they're hanging around.. and since they're such sweet dogs, I felt it my duty to be playful. Some of you may know I have a sweet spot for pitt bulls. Good dogs with a bad image. (This goes for Dobermans and probably Rottweilers too) I have all kinds bite and scratch marks on me, though, and I smelled of puppy earlier. It didn't help that Rosie yanked me off my feet and sent my ass tumbling down the hill, either.
The mutt's in heat, though. She kept trying to hump the face of the pittbull pup. God.. that was funny. Pitt bull started trying to bite the mutt's underside, then ran off. I said to Amanda, "Thank god we don't have kids here.. I'd hate explaining lesbian dogs.".. which reminded me of when my friend, Charles, once called me after his grandma's black poodle was having "lesbian dog sex" with another female dog. And the grandma started yelling at her poodle, "you fucking dyke cunt!" or something like that.. and attacked her with a cane. Now I don't support animal cruelty, but I do support an entertaining story, and that counts as one.
Peace, bitches.
P.S. New Gary Numan album :D