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[phoofiekins]

When you come to terms that you hate waking up on weekdays because you have to go to work, and you can't stand your job anymore, I think it's a fair sign that you should move on to a new job. Except in this case, 'you' is 'I' and 'I' am speaking in third person like an idiot.

... and I just realized my gummi bears have a scent similar to.. Malibu. Wonder if they're spiked.. wonder if I could eat enough to get drunk, if they were..