Hmm.

[phoofiekins]

Sigh.. my half-brother, Tim, has always been one of the people who tries to fit in. In high school, he tried really damned hard to conform, but was too hefty to really ever fit in, and just got picked on for his lameness. He failed try-outs for football. He always bought a stereo system that was a step up above from what the neighbors had.. even if he'd just bought shit the month before. (Once, he had his shit stolen 'cause he showed it off, and a second time, he melted the speakers.. no one I've spoken to has ever seen yellow snotty-looking ooze come from the speaker but I've seen it) He always had a Mustang.. or some sorta sports car. Had 4 Mustangs, a Camaro, a Dodge Shadow turbo (when i say 'turbo', it's relative.. it was still pushing less hp than Byron's Del Sol).. in fact, he'd most recently had a beautiful, sparkly red Mustang that I wanted to fuck. Like, literally. I'd almost prefer poking my dick in the exhaust as opposed to exploring the orifices of a blonde lady (I did say almost!), but.. now it's gone. At a time when people are stepping away from the big massive SUVs, Tim went out and got a damned Tahoe. He's a little behind the ball, but better late than never.. I guess. Sigh. Tim's always complained I should be more like him.. if he ever says it again, I'm gonna go off on that ignorant, stupid, immature mother fucker.

I got my bill from Dillard's a few days ago, and.. ya know how department stores send samples of colognes/perfumes? This one had a sample of some new Chanel for ladies.. smells nice. And had some stuff for guys. Get this. Hummer cologne. And Hummer 2 cologne, apparently. Maybe I'm a bit behind the ball on this one, and it's been out for a while, but shit. Cologne put out by a car company? Good heavens, people.

Oh, well. Happy thanksgiving, peoples.

.. by the way, www.pawpalaceonline.com has some nice stuff, but shit. A $350 mini-couch for a dog?