(I'm in a hotel right now and incredibly bored, so there you go.)
If the people I dated were shoes (in no particular order):
Possibly a lot of fun, but way too fussy and not practical.
Plain and nice enough, just not really my style.
Comfortable and good all-around, but they wear out over time. And when you look for the exact same pair at the store, they don’t make them anymore.
Back in the day, everybody had a pair.
A lot of work, and you feel tired at the end of the day when you take them off.