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[phonebooth]

extensive naps and no employment lead to four a.m. adventures on the internet. until you realize it's not really an adventure because the only thing the internet is good for at this god awful time of the morning is siphoning your soul out of your unblinking eyeballs. by the time you realize your sanity is being snaked, the internet has got a death-

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here's the 411

[razzberryswirl]

that was unnecessarily wordy. here's some more:

about the drug test thing, i've never had to pass one, so i don't really know what i'm talking about, but i'm giving you advice anyway.

first, don't drink cranberry juice cocktail. this didn't help regina lose three lbs. and it certainly won't help you pass a drug test. i suggest you that you get 'just cranberry', you know, one brand that sarah, christina's sister drinks. it comes in a pretty small bottle, the only ingredients are cranberry juice concentrate and water, and it's bitter as fuck. but travis drank a bottle the night before he had to take his drug test for best buy, and he passed, so it's definitely worth looking into.

OR, you could do what joe did when he had to take the test for albertons and spend $30-$40 on that stuff you drink a couple hours before the test. i took him to the health food store, and the people were more than willing to help us out.

okay. that's enough about drug tests. once you get the job and figure out what your hours are, you have to come get drunk at the new 'lush central'. naomi turns twenty-one in a couple of days.

Re: here's the 411

[phonebooth]

thanks for the heads up on the cranberry. i got some that's like..cranberry, grape, apple and some other shit all mixed into one. i didn't pay that much attention until i realized it wasn't as bitter as it should been.

and if i DO get the job my hours are 12-close. days off: friday and saturday.

i hope shit works out with her there. it'll definitely be better than the robyn situation.