it's not being cocky if it's all true.

[phoenixsunrise]

Last night, I PLAYED SOCCER. (the reason that is in all caps is much in similarities with the reason I WAS DRUNK was in all caps in the last post.) This game of soccer was my most glorious game. We won, 10-2. We brutilized and wore down the other team and while I scored no goals, I played the best defensive game ever! (for me) I'm not sure if it's

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OLIVE GARDEN HAS SLICED PEACHES!!!!!

[anonymous]

'I'm in love with a soccer star, he left the lights on in his brother's car, he knocked girls down and kicked awesome too, it took an hour just to find his shoes, my michael, la la la la la, my michael, i love him so oh oh'

I HATE THAT FUCKING SONG, but you love it, so i dedicate my new and improved rendition of it to you.

i love you, that song loves you, you love that song, and you love me, therefore the song must love me...and all i need is love..........

greetings from BAGHDAD

[anonymous]

sir michael-
im really hoping that me leaving didnt force your true 'sexuality' to come out, ive always questioned it, but when i read about you playing soccer(not so much you giving head 7 times) but when i read about you playing soccer, i can do nothing more than wonder if you and my brother shop at the same place!
In reality i love thee and miss thee endlessly. i have internet in my room now, so i can keep spun up on your happenings and what not. Wish i could tell you something awesome thats happened to me since i came here, wait, i know, i saw like 10 dead camels driving up here, that was pretty cool! By the way, go visit DOT, right now! and send me a copy of timmys movie, also do this now!

Re: greetings from BAGHDAD

[phoenixsunrise]

if you saw the brutality ecompassed in the way I play INDOOR soccer then you wouldst not question my manhood or my sexuality. If you did not read, you would realize That I kick girls in the stomach and knock them into the boards with almighty ruthelessness that would leave Odin, Zeus, Ala, and Alf envious of my power! I am a monster! a ferocius man-beast or epic preportions! I equate me to the guy in basketball who is put in the game for the soul purpose of fouling out. You will not anger me!

love you, too. Good to hear you've talked with everyone important to you who you love a whole lot since you left like you know, MARIE! and LAURIE!.... and everyone else but me you fuck.

Re: greetings from BAGHDAD

[anonymous]

mike-

if you were ever around, maybe i could talk to you, i even left you voice mails you bastard, so suck on that a one time!!! respect