it's not being cocky if it's all true.
Last night, I PLAYED SOCCER. (the reason that is in all caps is much in similarities with the reason I WAS DRUNK was in all caps in the last post.) This game of soccer was my most glorious game. We won, 10-2. We brutilized and wore down the other team and while I scored no goals, I played the best defensive game ever! (for me) I'm not sure if it's possible to be a ball hog on defense, but I was damn close. Jess said to me after the other team took a timeout in the first, "thanks for taking all of those people." Other events that happened that were awesome; I headed one ball and saw that it was going to a girl on the opposition, so I tried to jump over/around her to head the ball around her and succeeded really, until the rest of my body followed and nailed her into the ground. I had a mostrous head shot from just beyond midfield to just in front of the goal box that set up another kid to try and head the ball in for a goal, It was nearly the most badass assist ever! In general, I gave head like 7 times last night. I had this crazy kick, too. I don't know what kicked so much ass about this one kick, maybe Laurie could explain better, but everyone was like goddamn. I also jumped and kicked a girl in the stomach. These are just some of my brutal highlights. But in general, everyone said I played an awesome game.... and I am extremely happy about that.
I think it was cuz I had sex twice in a row before the game.
I think it was cuz I had sex twice in a row before the game.