Accidently set my face on fire
You know how you get to that almost afternoon slump when you're all "I just need food and caffeine and I'll be able to pretend I'm huuumaaaan" but you're actually melting into a puddle of useless under the desk? So then you kind of blindly shuffle into the kitchen to slice some tomatoes and haphazardly throw whatever condiments/spices stumble into your grasp first on top while chugging down some liquid energy? Yeah. So now I'm sitting here trying to figure out which part of these tomatoes has whatever is making my lips feel as though I kissed a blowtorch. BUT I AM AWAKE NOW.