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LJ: Now with 30% More Nipples!!

Jan 30, 2008 11:49

The Washer & Dryer were delivered yesterday! So exciting! Now if only I can manage to hook up the gas dryer without blowing up the house. I am a bit nervous about that. I'll be careful, but it still makes me nervous. I put all the gas line parts together last night, but I still need a nipple. I wonder if plumbers make endless nipple jokes? I would ( Read more... )

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mercystars January 30 2008, 20:55:25 UTC

If you pee outside, it'll freeze before it hits the ground. You can make your very own urine-stalagmite! (Or is that a stalagtite? I always mix them up.) Note: Beware of shrinkage!

If you toss a pot of boiling hot water into the air, it will turn to snow. Belinda Jensen even demonstrated it during the 10 o'clock news on KARE last night, but I don't think it's up on their site.

Holy shit, REALLY????

phoenixredux January 30 2008, 20:57:57 UTC

Ya rly.

This is what we're talking about when we say it gets cold here. We're not screwing around. It's really fucking cold here.

mercystars January 30 2008, 21:00:18 UTC

Well then, I guess I'll just STFU about it being 50 here now, lest you all come here and kick my wimpy little ass!

phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:04:24 UTC

50 degrees? I'd break out the shorts and sandals!

mercystars January 30 2008, 21:06:02 UTC

Amen. It's actually nice and sunny here today...it FINALLY STOPPED RAINING.

fleur January 30 2008, 21:00:23 UTC

MINNEAPOLIS: NOT FOR PUSSIES.

That should be our new state motto maybe?

Not For Pussies phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:03:20 UTC

Much better than "L'etoille du nord." Nobody knows what that means, even when it's translated into English.

Re: Not For Pussies fleur January 30 2008, 21:11:30 UTC

That's our state motto?? The North Star is our motto? Why the hell is in French? Is it the Canadians or what?

We can do better than that.

MINNESOTA: WE'RE REALLY NOT FUCKING AROUND ABOUT THE WEATHER

MINNESOTA: STOP WHINING

LOOK AT THIS COOL THING YOU CAN DO WITH BOILING WATER!

Re: Not For Pussies phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:15:45 UTC

Yes, actually, as a matter of fact, it IS Canada's fault. It was those pesky French-Canadians.

MINNESOTA: OUR MOSQUITOES CAN BEAT UP YOUR GOVERNOR.

MINNESOTA: YA, SURE, YOU BETCHA!

MINNESOTA: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH AN ACCENT.

MINNESOTA: THERE'S A REASON WHY WE INVENTED SKYWAYS AND ENCLOSED SHOPPING MALLS.

Re: Not For Pussies fleur January 30 2008, 21:18:27 UTC

MINNESOTA: AT LEAST IT'S NOT NORTH DAKOTA

Re: Not For Pussies phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:21:18 UTC

MINNESOTA: ON AVERAGE, IT'S NICE.

MINNESOTA: HEY, IT WAS ONLY ONE BRIDGE!

MINNESOTA: COULD BE WORSE.

Re: Not For Pussies fleur January 30 2008, 21:33:43 UTC

MINNESOTA: KEEPING OUT THE RIFF RAFF SINCE 1858.

Re: Not For Pussies phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:39:28 UTC

MINNESOTA: THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL US MAKES US STRONGER.

Re: Not For Pussies fleur January 30 2008, 21:44:13 UTC

MINNESOTA: THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN, THE COLDER IT GETS.

MINNESOTA: LAND OF 10,000 CHURCH BASEMENT POT LUCKS.

Re: Not For Pussies phoenixredux January 30 2008, 21:49:27 UTC

MINNESOTA: SUCK IT UP, BITCHES!

MINNESOTA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T READ FRENCH?

Re: Not For Pussies fleur January 30 2008, 21:54:16 UTC

MINNESOTA: THE SKYWAYS ARE NOT CONFUSING, YOU'RE JUST STUPID.

MINNESOTA: NONE OF OUR SPORTS TEAMS ARE RELEVANT BUT WE GO ANYWAY.

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