An Analysis of my Livejournal Friends

Aug 25, 2004 17:22

I leave for Pennsylvania tomorrow, but first - an analysis of my LJ friends!

Because I feel like publicly humiliating people.

The Following are Dead Accounts That I Still Friend Because I'm St00pid:
alaniscreature
amethyst_soul
aurora_elentari
kitty_hawk

The Following Have Not Friended Me Back Because They Are Big Sentient Piles of Poo (In a Nice Way)
bgliterary
catatonicia
mistful
sdn
sleepysaj

The Following Do Not Comment On This Journal, Do Not (I Suspect) Read It, And As Such Do Not Make Me Feel Loved
acaciaonnastik
eduncan (this is understandable when you have a million friends)
empath_1111
forcemajeure (this is also understandable)
monochromal
moriath
phoenix
turquoise_sky
yurilius
zadebl

The Following Comment In This Journal Often and Make Me Feel Warm and Fluffy Like a Big Bunny Rabbit:
babywitch
dmp
felinephoenix
mattiris
ovary
see_every_part
si_end_ght
thirdapollo
thirteenmirrors

The Following Are Left Over, and As Such Are Inadequate and Unworthy (But I Love Them Anyway):
blackholly
cmer
dcurlz
drchc15
firessong
greenandblonde
myowndojo

If you are not inadequate or you do not make me feel like a bunny, then I don't love you.

And finally...

The Amazing Adventures of KatKat!
?? --> ??? --> desivi_ineptire --> kitty_hawk --> thirteenmirrors.

Her development is fascinating, really, though I forget some of her earlier names. And she has, in rebellion, discarded her emotional attachment to all things underscore - woe upon us! A truer tragedy was never told.
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