(no subject)
D: [points to cafetiere] Is this clean?
Me: Yes.
D: Because sometimes when I come down in the mornings it's dirty and I have to wash it....
Me [mumbles] Poor you...
D: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
And then...
M: Do you see what Sidney is doing?
Me: No, what?
M: He's drinking from the sink with his butt in the air!
Me: Has anyone explained to the cat that this isn't an appropriate posture to assume in public?
And then:
B: Someone's phone just beeped!
K: It's a text about work stuff. [Pause] Hey, my phone just auto-corrected Hello Dolly to "Hello Silly"!
Me: Yes.
D: Because sometimes when I come down in the mornings it's dirty and I have to wash it....
Me [mumbles] Poor you...
D: What was that?
Me: Nothing.
And then...
M: Do you see what Sidney is doing?
Me: No, what?
M: He's drinking from the sink with his butt in the air!
Me: Has anyone explained to the cat that this isn't an appropriate posture to assume in public?
And then:
B: Someone's phone just beeped!
K: It's a text about work stuff. [Pause] Hey, my phone just auto-corrected Hello Dolly to "Hello Silly"!