The horror of finding the 2005-6 timecapsule of fail: an old memory card.
The lulzy results of a 14-15 year old with too much time on her hands:

( teh results )

Journal: amazing plague
Swine: slightly less brilliant plague
Staying up late with assessments tomorrow joking about Dom's underpants Charleston with Jordan with Mooserevenge: priceless

There are some things that money can't buy. 
For everything else, there's a Virginia State Epileptic Colony.

Oh no I didn't.
Fatigued, late night shite joke is shite 

I'm currently trying to solve a mystery of my own utter stupidity.
I was invited by about 5 different groups of friends, who have no contect with each other, to go to some resturant/pub down in Gosford.
Aside from driving a younger friend home from youth, I couldn't go, but I've been racking my brains trying to figure it out what it was.
So far I' ( Read more... )

We were shown a bit of Watchmen in Sociology on the aspect of civil disobedience. I couldn't concentrate because all I could see was Billy Crudup's blue penis. When we were asked what the factors were, I was of course picked to answer ( Read more... )

For some reason the inanimate object ones get me every time.

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I was exempt from tutorial B for advanced english. Being sick, they sent my response home. It's epic lulz ( Read more... )

factors:
*I love Queens of the Stone Age, cos Josh Homme is one creative mofo.
*I also love Boots Electric, cos he's epic lulz. He's like a dirty old uncle, but not in the Nick Cave dirty uncle way. A bit more peverted, less suave.
*I have never been to luna park.
*Tickets to the Eagles of Death Metal (Josh Homme+Boots Electric!!!) gig are $60. This ( Read more... )

Father Bob, Robbie Buck, Andrew Denton, Bob Evans, the Chaser team and George from playschool (I was his ultimate fangirl at age 4)
Outside of Australia, I'm aware that's not that impressive although they all hugged me, if that counts.
I met Father Bob and Robbie Buck at a tour of triple j station (as part of my radio training) down in Sydney, ( Read more... )

"You're one of those scary friends who the guys think of as an older sister, but when they're older they'll want to have sex with you. Unfortunately you'll be married then."

It's the best because it's funny. I was complimented merely from the lulz factor. That's better than any normal praise.

I had completely forgotten about it until someone else ( Read more... )

Whoa for the nerderies, I'm actually enjoying doing uni homework. I look forward to it. wtf is wrong with me ( Read more... )