and now it's time for unsent letters
Dear woman talking to God and Everybody on the 43,
Shut up. No, really. No one needs every single nitpicking arseclenching detail of the trip narrated, and we certainly could do without the added "bonus" of random nuggets of your personal information PLUS never ending digressions to nowhere directed at no one and/or everyone. SHUT THE HELL UP.
<3 phin
Dear Man Rhapsodizing About Your Back Pain and Your Miracle Cure to Everyone And No One in the Doctor's (that's my doctor, not The Doctor. I expect The Doctor wouldn't have this problem) waiting room:
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP i lost all my patience on the old lady, i'm sorry to say, you just get enraged frothing.
<3 phin
Dear Man Rhapsodizing About Your Miracle Fucking DIET:
SHUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING SODDING HELL UP i have even less patience for you. No one gives a damn about what you put in your mouth and how random types of food are "good" or "bad" by your ARBITRARY RANDOM DECREE. just put something in it and stop RUMINATING about it. God, i hate diet talk worse than the old lady AND the back pain miracle cure man.
<3 (but not really) phin
Dear Blindy Backseat Driving the Return 43,
IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY I WILL TAKE YOUR SIGHTED GUIDE AWAY AND WHERE WILL YOU BE THEN, HMMM? I ASK YOU. OH THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
<3 (only more than the diet man because i absolutely despise diet talk, but you're cutting it close and i advise you to take your money and run) phin
Dear Bitch in the Big Black SUV that's Obviously Compensating for Something
I WILL ONLY STOP FOR SUVs CONTAINING JOHN BARROWMAN. DO YOU HAVE JOHN BARROWMAN IN THERE WITH YOU? NO? THEN I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY, BITCH, AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.
<3 (i don't know where you rank at the moment, but i think you're lucky I was three minutes from home) phin
Dear FEDERAL FUCKING EXPRESS,
Give me my packages first. then you can SOD OFF AND FUCKING WELL DIE and NEVER TOUCH ANYTHING GOING TO ME AGAIN EVER EVER EVER IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER!?
<3 (slightly more than the diet man - god, i hate diet talk) phin
*dusts hands off*
there.
that's much better.
eta: i love the little 'irate' mood icon in this set. GIANT FUCKING SHARK TEETH OM NOM NOM YOUR ASS. hell yeah.
Shut up. No, really. No one needs every single nitpicking arseclenching detail of the trip narrated, and we certainly could do without the added "bonus" of random nuggets of your personal information PLUS never ending digressions to nowhere directed at no one and/or everyone. SHUT THE HELL UP.
<3 phin
Dear Man Rhapsodizing About Your Back Pain and Your Miracle Cure to Everyone And No One in the Doctor's (that's my doctor, not The Doctor. I expect The Doctor wouldn't have this problem) waiting room:
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP i lost all my patience on the old lady, i'm sorry to say, you just get enraged frothing.
<3 phin
Dear Man Rhapsodizing About Your Miracle Fucking DIET:
SHUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING SODDING HELL UP i have even less patience for you. No one gives a damn about what you put in your mouth and how random types of food are "good" or "bad" by your ARBITRARY RANDOM DECREE. just put something in it and stop RUMINATING about it. God, i hate diet talk worse than the old lady AND the back pain miracle cure man.
<3 (but not really) phin
Dear Blindy Backseat Driving the Return 43,
IF YOU DO NOT SHUT UP IMMEDIATELY I WILL TAKE YOUR SIGHTED GUIDE AWAY AND WHERE WILL YOU BE THEN, HMMM? I ASK YOU. OH THAT'S RIGHT. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
<3 (only more than the diet man because i absolutely despise diet talk, but you're cutting it close and i advise you to take your money and run) phin
Dear Bitch in the Big Black SUV that's Obviously Compensating for Something
I WILL ONLY STOP FOR SUVs CONTAINING JOHN BARROWMAN. DO YOU HAVE JOHN BARROWMAN IN THERE WITH YOU? NO? THEN I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY, BITCH, AND YOU CAN SUCK IT.
<3 (i don't know where you rank at the moment, but i think you're lucky I was three minutes from home) phin
Dear FEDERAL FUCKING EXPRESS,
Give me my packages first. then you can SOD OFF AND FUCKING WELL DIE and NEVER TOUCH ANYTHING GOING TO ME AGAIN EVER EVER EVER IS THAT CLEAR SOLDIER!?
<3 (slightly more than the diet man - god, i hate diet talk) phin
*dusts hands off*
there.
that's much better.
eta: i love the little 'irate' mood icon in this set. GIANT FUCKING SHARK TEETH OM NOM NOM YOUR ASS. hell yeah.