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Hi my name is Phil. Just Phil really. I decided to not give my last name because it will make me cool like Cher or something
I got a job working for Dr Doom. He is what could be the world greatest villain. I was so pumped up joining him. It a really step up in evildom. Like my doctor says I must own my evil and be the best bad guy I can be.
Well you know what. I join him and I not impress. I mean he kind of lame really. Sure he smart and all. He owns a country. But what kind of leader is he really. I mean how he expects the other countries to take him seriously as a leader. I mean he walks around in a cape and talk in the third person. You don't see George Bush walking around saying, "bah Sadame dare attack Bush, Bush will crush him, and how dare he think he can even measure up to my power. Bush shall crush you. The only reason he escapes me last time was because he was facing a Bush Bot. Quick build a giant Hyno beam. What you mean the country taxpayer won't pay billions of Dollars to build a hypno Ray, you dare question THE MIGHTY BUSH, DICK CHANEY. You were a thorn in Bush side for TO LONG. You make bush dripped sweaty with anger and Bush Swear the DICK WILL FALL TO THE SWEATY ANGRY BUSH.
Also I hate the way he think like nothing his fault. Reed beat me it much be a doom Bot, lost to Luke cage, Doom bot. Doom didn't cum to fast you came to late bah. In the toilet Doom left a huge load that looks like a black midget Bah you should proud to have Doom Glorious log. Man he is an arrogant guy.
Also when you look at how poor some of this country is, you got to think is it a good idea to give Silver Sable a big feast every time she comes over. I mean I can understand she hot an all. She number 2 on my to bang list. Wasp is number 1 because she makes me look big in comparison. Also you know what let me say something else about this so-called genius super villain does
This place is riddles with traps. It is to stop people from invading his castle. What Mr. genius doesn't seem to understand is that we got to live here with all these traps. I don't think I'm out of line here but I should be able to go take piss without having to do a back flip over a buzzsaw. He says we should be able to live with the traps if we know where they are. That is easy for Mr. My suit can take a hit from the Hulk, to say Where suppose to read this blue print Got to cut this short. Doom curing Richard. I got to listen to him and say stuff likes "Your right doom. Ohhh Yes Doom the Fantastic four. Youz the man. Yes yes Lord Doom. Sue Storm will be yours". Also it no way he can compete with Richard when it come to girls. I mean when you competition can jump rope with his schlong, well it time to call it quits. He getting testy now I better go.
I got a job working for Dr Doom. He is what could be the world greatest villain. I was so pumped up joining him. It a really step up in evildom. Like my doctor says I must own my evil and be the best bad guy I can be.
Well you know what. I join him and I not impress. I mean he kind of lame really. Sure he smart and all. He owns a country. But what kind of leader is he really. I mean how he expects the other countries to take him seriously as a leader. I mean he walks around in a cape and talk in the third person. You don't see George Bush walking around saying, "bah Sadame dare attack Bush, Bush will crush him, and how dare he think he can even measure up to my power. Bush shall crush you. The only reason he escapes me last time was because he was facing a Bush Bot. Quick build a giant Hyno beam. What you mean the country taxpayer won't pay billions of Dollars to build a hypno Ray, you dare question THE MIGHTY BUSH, DICK CHANEY. You were a thorn in Bush side for TO LONG. You make bush dripped sweaty with anger and Bush Swear the DICK WILL FALL TO THE SWEATY ANGRY BUSH.
Also I hate the way he think like nothing his fault. Reed beat me it much be a doom Bot, lost to Luke cage, Doom bot. Doom didn't cum to fast you came to late bah. In the toilet Doom left a huge load that looks like a black midget Bah you should proud to have Doom Glorious log. Man he is an arrogant guy.
Also when you look at how poor some of this country is, you got to think is it a good idea to give Silver Sable a big feast every time she comes over. I mean I can understand she hot an all. She number 2 on my to bang list. Wasp is number 1 because she makes me look big in comparison. Also you know what let me say something else about this so-called genius super villain does
This place is riddles with traps. It is to stop people from invading his castle. What Mr. genius doesn't seem to understand is that we got to live here with all these traps. I don't think I'm out of line here but I should be able to go take piss without having to do a back flip over a buzzsaw. He says we should be able to live with the traps if we know where they are. That is easy for Mr. My suit can take a hit from the Hulk, to say Where suppose to read this blue print Got to cut this short. Doom curing Richard. I got to listen to him and say stuff likes "Your right doom. Ohhh Yes Doom the Fantastic four. Youz the man. Yes yes Lord Doom. Sue Storm will be yours". Also it no way he can compete with Richard when it come to girls. I mean when you competition can jump rope with his schlong, well it time to call it quits. He getting testy now I better go.