If I ruled the world
If one is to go high on the villain ladder one must set goals for themselves. The goal for most villains is to rule the world. Sometimes when they get said goal they pull a thanos. They do this because they are now bored no challenges. They lose it to heroes because they get lazy. That why you must have goal ounce you take over the world. So I set some changes I would make if I took over the world
No Girls behind the counter when your buying porn. Pretty darn embarrassing having a girl who look like Mary Poppins behind the counter when you’re buying Anal Bandits the musical. I mean minus well have a guy dress as Jesus behind the counter
There will be a network that runs nothing but Reruns of "That’s my mamma". Dang that was a good show. She had sass boy
Homeboys in outer Space would replace Firefly. The new Black scorpion will replace Angel, The riley show will replace Buffy, and crossing over in the Hood (conversations with dead rap stars) will replace Farscape. I do this to bring about the appocolye. SCI-fans will storm the net works in rage and burn it to the ground. All executives who green lighted when Animals attack will be torture. This may seem harsh but through the fire new network will rise. Networks that learn from the mistakes off the pass. Out of the suckiness of TV good show will RISE LIKE A PHOENIX. As a Reminder to not cross the light. A statue of Joss Whendon will be buit out of Human bones. It would be a statue of her holding Jon Edward serverd head like ummm... that Greek chick that cut off the king’s head
Fabio will be smited because his long hair and man breast confuses the great Phil Sexuality
Phil dare not ask that question about himself and there for Fabio shall be smited
A girl shall put out with nasty skanky sex ...but it a way that respect them as women. After all they are our mother goddesses. Something to remember fellas hmmmmmm
All fake breast will suddenly become real
Fat people who where G-string will be shot
No more Vagiana monologue. If I hear one more poem about how Some Girls Coochie is like the Flowing River Carrying the baby moses..I'm going to ^ucking snap
Nudity will be allowed on Tv...accept for Janet Reno. If she ever goes nudes she will excited the wrath of THE GODS
Movie prices will be cheaper. I shouldn’t pay 5 bucks for popcorn unless to sprinkle some crack on it
Lines in motor vehicle place will be shorter. Only reason for a line to be that long is if JLO giving people oral sex at the end of it
Rapper shall not thank God for making "I want to bust a cap in whities" a hit and if they do. The Virgin Mary shall bring a beat down on their punk asses
Lap dances will be cheaper and the women will take change
Prostitution will be legal
Tenacious D will make a new Nation Anthem
People will learn how to live hard and Rock while they’re in first grade
The speed limit will be 100 and up
We will have a flying car by 2004
Cloning will be illegal unless of course it a really Hot Chick
Stacey kibler and the other WWF Divas will be mind
The children will be safe for really it all about the children
The Revolution WILL BE TELEVISE
There will be an Indian Jones 4 and it better be green lighted and it production now
Superman lives will be made
Trish stratus will be Sumprem Ruler of Canada
No Girls behind the counter when your buying porn. Pretty darn embarrassing having a girl who look like Mary Poppins behind the counter when you’re buying Anal Bandits the musical. I mean minus well have a guy dress as Jesus behind the counter
There will be a network that runs nothing but Reruns of "That’s my mamma". Dang that was a good show. She had sass boy
Homeboys in outer Space would replace Firefly. The new Black scorpion will replace Angel, The riley show will replace Buffy, and crossing over in the Hood (conversations with dead rap stars) will replace Farscape. I do this to bring about the appocolye. SCI-fans will storm the net works in rage and burn it to the ground. All executives who green lighted when Animals attack will be torture. This may seem harsh but through the fire new network will rise. Networks that learn from the mistakes off the pass. Out of the suckiness of TV good show will RISE LIKE A PHOENIX. As a Reminder to not cross the light. A statue of Joss Whendon will be buit out of Human bones. It would be a statue of her holding Jon Edward serverd head like ummm... that Greek chick that cut off the king’s head
Fabio will be smited because his long hair and man breast confuses the great Phil Sexuality
Phil dare not ask that question about himself and there for Fabio shall be smited
A girl shall put out with nasty skanky sex ...but it a way that respect them as women. After all they are our mother goddesses. Something to remember fellas hmmmmmm
All fake breast will suddenly become real
Fat people who where G-string will be shot
No more Vagiana monologue. If I hear one more poem about how Some Girls Coochie is like the Flowing River Carrying the baby moses..I'm going to ^ucking snap
Nudity will be allowed on Tv...accept for Janet Reno. If she ever goes nudes she will excited the wrath of THE GODS
Movie prices will be cheaper. I shouldn’t pay 5 bucks for popcorn unless to sprinkle some crack on it
Lines in motor vehicle place will be shorter. Only reason for a line to be that long is if JLO giving people oral sex at the end of it
Rapper shall not thank God for making "I want to bust a cap in whities" a hit and if they do. The Virgin Mary shall bring a beat down on their punk asses
Lap dances will be cheaper and the women will take change
Prostitution will be legal
Tenacious D will make a new Nation Anthem
People will learn how to live hard and Rock while they’re in first grade
The speed limit will be 100 and up
We will have a flying car by 2004
Cloning will be illegal unless of course it a really Hot Chick
Stacey kibler and the other WWF Divas will be mind
The children will be safe for really it all about the children
The Revolution WILL BE TELEVISE
There will be an Indian Jones 4 and it better be green lighted and it production now
Superman lives will be made
Trish stratus will be Sumprem Ruler of Canada