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SO yeha, tonight, im playing texas hold 'em, right? and im up a significant amount. we'll say bout 10 bucks. adn me and baird are leading the board. I get dealt 4-Q off suit. so i do my ususal small bet of 2 bucks. Baird calls, everyone else folds. The flop lays out 4-7-4. so i think 'well, i got a low 3 of a kind....trips are hard to come by. Ill check it." so i check, and baird throws in a dollar. so i call and we see the turn. Shows up 7. so now im looking at a boat 4s over 7s. so i think 'ok, ill slow bet this so i dont scare baird.' so i drop another 2 bucks. Baird calls and raises me 1. i call and we see the river. its a Q. so im looking at 4-7-4-7-Q, i got boat. I go all in for about 40 bucks. Baird calls and we flip cards. I have 4s over 7s........
Baird had 4 of a kind, all 7s.
Once i was hit with the realization that i was beat by a 4K out of LEFT FUCKING FIELD, i proceeded to wig the fuck out. seriously, a 4K has like a .000001% chance of hitting. ESPECIALLY OFF THE FLOP!!!! who beats a 4-7 boat with 4K? NO ONE! I could see mebbe 7 over 4, MEBBE, but 4K? no way. No fucking way, ghost rider. syntax error, DOES NOT FUCKING COMPUTE!!!!! it wa an obvious sign that god wants me to walk the fuck away from poker for the night, which is what i did, after promptly flipping the table. I wouldnt be able to be on that World Series of Poker. Id get hauled off the set for swearing, drinking and blatant debauchery. matter of fact, if some jackass beat me with a kicker (another pet peeve) id probably fly across the table and knock his ass out, n take all the chips he just won. y'know, convince him that its wisest to fold next time. GAW DAMN my blood pressure it thru the freakin roof right now. WHO GETS A 4K OFF THE FLOP???? hoo boy, tomorrow night is break time from poker.....need a beer or something.....shoot some heroin, i dunno.....
Baird had 4 of a kind, all 7s.
Once i was hit with the realization that i was beat by a 4K out of LEFT FUCKING FIELD, i proceeded to wig the fuck out. seriously, a 4K has like a .000001% chance of hitting. ESPECIALLY OFF THE FLOP!!!! who beats a 4-7 boat with 4K? NO ONE! I could see mebbe 7 over 4, MEBBE, but 4K? no way. No fucking way, ghost rider. syntax error, DOES NOT FUCKING COMPUTE!!!!! it wa an obvious sign that god wants me to walk the fuck away from poker for the night, which is what i did, after promptly flipping the table. I wouldnt be able to be on that World Series of Poker. Id get hauled off the set for swearing, drinking and blatant debauchery. matter of fact, if some jackass beat me with a kicker (another pet peeve) id probably fly across the table and knock his ass out, n take all the chips he just won. y'know, convince him that its wisest to fold next time. GAW DAMN my blood pressure it thru the freakin roof right now. WHO GETS A 4K OFF THE FLOP???? hoo boy, tomorrow night is break time from poker.....need a beer or something.....shoot some heroin, i dunno.....