A Mac and PC commercial was stuck in my head and couldn't get out

[philangelus]

Hi, I'm a Jesus.

And I'm a Vishnu!

I'm here to save your soul.

And I'm here to doom all life as we know it.

And as you don't know it.

Shut up, Jesus.

Hey, I'm omniscient, I know forms of life that your going to kill that you don't.

Oh, in that case...

Yes?

Shove it!