LOL
Yeah, I was kind of . . . um . . . in a weird mood when I wrote this. I actually wrote it for a forum first then pasted it here.
STUFF THAT I HATE:
When I'm late for work, and I'm driving there and I'm stuck behind some pussy going way too slow. WTF people, it's downright RUDE to go below the fucking speed limit. So I usually get right on their goddamn tail and tailgate them the whole time.
When lazy-ass obese chunks of lard leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot instead of walking 10 feet to put it in a cart corral. I work at a grocery store and have to get carts from the lot, and it's always so much more work to go get individual carts scattered randomly between cars.
OH HERE'S WHAT GETS ME: Sometimes I will see a cart that has been placed up on the curb on top of the mulch. In other words, instead of walking their cart to a cart corral, a person will take extra effort to actually pick the cart up to put it on an island. W T F ???
I hate my manager Lori. She's an ugly bitch. I can tell she was a loser nerd in high school who always got picked on. She probably never had a boyfriend and lives alone in a shitty apartment because guess what bitch, your job doesn't pay shit. So she tries to make up for her pathetic life by bossing people around. OMG she has the most nasaly voice, and she talks reeeaaaalllyy slow. I HATE her voice. She thinks she's something special earning 9 bucks an hour and bossing around high school kids. I bet I am twice as intelligent as she is. Wow, I congradulate you on your career, geeky bitch. I'll be sure to shop at your store again when I'm making 5 times what you do, doing intellectual and challenging work that requires a master's degree.
Damn, I pwn.
STUFF THAT I HATE:
When I'm late for work, and I'm driving there and I'm stuck behind some pussy going way too slow. WTF people, it's downright RUDE to go below the fucking speed limit. So I usually get right on their goddamn tail and tailgate them the whole time.
When lazy-ass obese chunks of lard leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot instead of walking 10 feet to put it in a cart corral. I work at a grocery store and have to get carts from the lot, and it's always so much more work to go get individual carts scattered randomly between cars.
OH HERE'S WHAT GETS ME: Sometimes I will see a cart that has been placed up on the curb on top of the mulch. In other words, instead of walking their cart to a cart corral, a person will take extra effort to actually pick the cart up to put it on an island. W T F ???
I hate my manager Lori. She's an ugly bitch. I can tell she was a loser nerd in high school who always got picked on. She probably never had a boyfriend and lives alone in a shitty apartment because guess what bitch, your job doesn't pay shit. So she tries to make up for her pathetic life by bossing people around. OMG she has the most nasaly voice, and she talks reeeaaaalllyy slow. I HATE her voice. She thinks she's something special earning 9 bucks an hour and bossing around high school kids. I bet I am twice as intelligent as she is. Wow, I congradulate you on your career, geeky bitch. I'll be sure to shop at your store again when I'm making 5 times what you do, doing intellectual and challenging work that requires a master's degree.
Damn, I pwn.