Someone has written one this stone, in some angry hand, "Hope rides alone!"
Saturday is of course the Night for Ladies. This particular weekend will be Pirate Night Redux. Anyone remember a couple years ago when we all rocked out and got silly in a salty seafarer fashion? And I ended up lying on a mattress outside that someone then set fire to? Yeah we're doing that again. Except maybe try not to burn my shit down this time.
Hard to bring myself to do weekly updates when I keep doing the same stuff all the time. Work, sleep, eat, drink. I should signify a particular time as my spring break so I'll feel obligated to do something different.
Stevin sent me mass quantities of Red Lobster gift certificates. Best estranged wife ever. Cleo and I ate heartily and I remembered that I can cook MUCH better than any Darden restaurant could ever hope for. Ended up buying some skrimps and proving that for the next 2 days.
All I'm sayin is, anyone needs a shrimp chef, I'm your man.
2 shots of whiskey is a good way to end the night. Failing that, 7 beer will do.
Hard to bring myself to do weekly updates when I keep doing the same stuff all the time. Work, sleep, eat, drink. I should signify a particular time as my spring break so I'll feel obligated to do something different.
Stevin sent me mass quantities of Red Lobster gift certificates. Best estranged wife ever. Cleo and I ate heartily and I remembered that I can cook MUCH better than any Darden restaurant could ever hope for. Ended up buying some skrimps and proving that for the next 2 days.
All I'm sayin is, anyone needs a shrimp chef, I'm your man.
2 shots of whiskey is a good way to end the night. Failing that, 7 beer will do.