2 blurry days.
Thanks to the kindness of strangers (birthday dollar scam FTW) I've been drunk for pretty much the whole weekend. Followed Cleo's suggestion to call in sick and spent today drinking Wild Turkey and cooking fried chicken. Commissioners Recipe.
Getting warm out there. Damn near time to head back to the ocean. Zangief may not last much longer, as I think the tan lines on my face would be too goofy even for me.
Everyone else has fun. Maybe I should too?
Goodbye Alyson. I hope you had a decent last party. Be well in New Orleans. You are already missed.
Today will be a grown up day. Working 12-5, finally doing taxes, searching for my marriage certificate, putting Hayden in a headlock until she gets me the papers I need to get divorced.
I'm sorry it's taking me so very long Stevin. I am an asshole. I have no excuse.
Getting warm out there. Damn near time to head back to the ocean. Zangief may not last much longer, as I think the tan lines on my face would be too goofy even for me.
Everyone else has fun. Maybe I should too?
Goodbye Alyson. I hope you had a decent last party. Be well in New Orleans. You are already missed.
Today will be a grown up day. Working 12-5, finally doing taxes, searching for my marriage certificate, putting Hayden in a headlock until she gets me the papers I need to get divorced.
I'm sorry it's taking me so very long Stevin. I am an asshole. I have no excuse.