Toby Keith, mocker of Jesus. (Read it or Jesus will cry)

[phatbassist]

Toby K. has a song out called "My List".  It's part of the existential fad that has hit some country artists.  You're not getting examples because I don't feel like it.  Shut up.  Anyway, the beginning of the song starts out normal enough, talking about things he needs to do because he's a "busy" man as is illustrated by the following verse:

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[behoola]

so can i push you? cuz im prolly bigger, and as you say pushing smaller people is fun...?

[phatbassist]

Ummm...no you're not. I'm totally bigger than you. If anything I'll be giving you what for. Kicking your butt would be satisfying and easy.

[behoola]

*whimpers*
ooh im so scared.
and it would so be not easy.

[rendah]

it would be terribly easy, Beaula...he's nine times bigger than you...just cause you're a giant to us...doesn't mean you're anything to tall people...

<3

[phatbassist]

Nice!