Just another 1/365 around the sun at walmart.
okay, over the past two days at wal-mart i have seen the following.
Several kids abused for doing nothing more than not walking as fast as their parents.
A middle age guy wander around the parking lot for at least 20 minutes looking for his car.
then he remembered that he drove his moms car!
A 20 something guy wearing black carhardt bibs, brown boots, dale earnhardt t-shirt, and then a shady unlimited winter hat and 3 gold chains. whats up with that?
A dude that has a 10 year associate sticker on his badge at walmart tell me that he is smarter than me. He thinks he is smarter than me because i didnt know the answer to one of his questions, which was the following. How could you tell the difference between Adam and Eve in a group of 10 million people if they all were naked? I said, being a smart ass, Adam and Eve would be the oldest looking. He said, no, its soooo obvious, they wouldnt have BELLLY BUTTONS! I go oh yeah that is obvious, (except that according to the bible god made adam and eve in his own image, therfore they would...i think, its a stupid question to even think about, i mean im not a bible thumper by any ones opinion and i knew that, oh well, i dont care.) Next he says, look at this, i've never been to college, and you've gone 5 years, see what that got ya? Being polite i say, yeah its a rip off ain't it. What did you do to learn all this stuff then? Oh, ya see i was an aeronatical engineer. At that point i just stopped talking and walked away.
the dude is 62, he told me, so he could retired early i guess, but why the hell would he be working at walmart full time. i think aernotical engineers do alright so as they dont have to pick up a 2nd full time job working at walmart in their golden years. but thats just me.
but he said he never went to school! he musta just kinda fell into the position of designing aircrafts by accident. maybe as a hobby.
There is also a sign in the back room of walmart that says this: This area for cart pusher onle. Pleas, plug cart pusher in when not in us.
thats not too bad compared to some signs, obviously "onle" should be only and "us" should be "use".
there is also a sign that says "enterance" instead of "entrance."
a manager also got mad at me today because i came in when the schedule told me to and not when he thought i was supposed to be there.
also, this 25 year old kid i know that acts more like 15 just had sex for the first time and since his mom doesnt let him get his drivers license (yeah, hes 25 and his mommy dont let him drive.) they walked to the park and had sex on a picinic table late at night out in the cold and snow, he thinks its ok because they wiped off as much snow off the picinic table as they could. now thats weird, but hes pretty mentally reatrded though i think this chick was just dating him so she could tell her frineds that she was his first, yeah, really classy girl. (by the way, she was really drunk and is 4 months pregnant.) she went around right afterwards and told everyone about it bragging, his mom found out and made him break up with her. sad part is is that the kid has no idea. but oh well, he got laid so he shouldnt care.
see if there is no fun in your life all you have to do is work at wal-mart and you get to get involved in all these crazy peoples lives. All you have to do is be on the lookout for humor in everyday life. But, being at wal-mart the humor kinda jumps out and bites ya, so you dont really have to look too hard.
Im like Seinfeld.....but not really.
Several kids abused for doing nothing more than not walking as fast as their parents.
A middle age guy wander around the parking lot for at least 20 minutes looking for his car.
then he remembered that he drove his moms car!
A 20 something guy wearing black carhardt bibs, brown boots, dale earnhardt t-shirt, and then a shady unlimited winter hat and 3 gold chains. whats up with that?
A dude that has a 10 year associate sticker on his badge at walmart tell me that he is smarter than me. He thinks he is smarter than me because i didnt know the answer to one of his questions, which was the following. How could you tell the difference between Adam and Eve in a group of 10 million people if they all were naked? I said, being a smart ass, Adam and Eve would be the oldest looking. He said, no, its soooo obvious, they wouldnt have BELLLY BUTTONS! I go oh yeah that is obvious, (except that according to the bible god made adam and eve in his own image, therfore they would...i think, its a stupid question to even think about, i mean im not a bible thumper by any ones opinion and i knew that, oh well, i dont care.) Next he says, look at this, i've never been to college, and you've gone 5 years, see what that got ya? Being polite i say, yeah its a rip off ain't it. What did you do to learn all this stuff then? Oh, ya see i was an aeronatical engineer. At that point i just stopped talking and walked away.
the dude is 62, he told me, so he could retired early i guess, but why the hell would he be working at walmart full time. i think aernotical engineers do alright so as they dont have to pick up a 2nd full time job working at walmart in their golden years. but thats just me.
but he said he never went to school! he musta just kinda fell into the position of designing aircrafts by accident. maybe as a hobby.
There is also a sign in the back room of walmart that says this: This area for cart pusher onle. Pleas, plug cart pusher in when not in us.
thats not too bad compared to some signs, obviously "onle" should be only and "us" should be "use".
there is also a sign that says "enterance" instead of "entrance."
a manager also got mad at me today because i came in when the schedule told me to and not when he thought i was supposed to be there.
also, this 25 year old kid i know that acts more like 15 just had sex for the first time and since his mom doesnt let him get his drivers license (yeah, hes 25 and his mommy dont let him drive.) they walked to the park and had sex on a picinic table late at night out in the cold and snow, he thinks its ok because they wiped off as much snow off the picinic table as they could. now thats weird, but hes pretty mentally reatrded though i think this chick was just dating him so she could tell her frineds that she was his first, yeah, really classy girl. (by the way, she was really drunk and is 4 months pregnant.) she went around right afterwards and told everyone about it bragging, his mom found out and made him break up with her. sad part is is that the kid has no idea. but oh well, he got laid so he shouldnt care.
see if there is no fun in your life all you have to do is work at wal-mart and you get to get involved in all these crazy peoples lives. All you have to do is be on the lookout for humor in everyday life. But, being at wal-mart the humor kinda jumps out and bites ya, so you dont really have to look too hard.
Im like Seinfeld.....but not really.