Havent wanked a bad phan phic in AAAAAAAAGES, so heres 2 for the price of one!

The first one is a horrendous Jekyll & Hyde/POTO crossover full of all those great Phantommy elements - Christine bots, dwarves and homoerotic lust.

The 2nd is an insane Les Mis crossover with Erik doing the timewarp again to meet an incontinent Eponine.  Enjoy!

PS Sorry if ( Read more... )

Hi guys, recently I've been taking a break from reviewing Phantom movies (well, more ran out of the damned things) so I've started reviewing the books. I've taken a look at the trinity of Leroux, Kay, and finally...Forsythe! Part 1 of my brutal assasination of FF's awful Phantom of Manhattan is now online! Yay ( Read more... )

With a title like “Black Roses Don't Always Mean Death” I was well and truly fascinated!

Taken from this monstrosity

I do not own Phantom of the Opera sadly...Thank the lord!!!

Today was a day just like any other well for me anyways. (Dont you hate it when people say ANYWAYS. Unless its an amazingly intelligent way of showing us we are in the ( Read more... )

Chapter 6

Seduction

Left alone in the Westcott Inn’s dining room, the Marquess (Marquis?)of Brookridge ordered a brandy and waited. He’d promised his companion that he would allow her some private time upstairs in her room - time to freshen up and time to decide if she wanted to invite him in for the night.

Gratefully, Mary did not return from the ( Read more... )

Greetings fellow revilers of bad Phan Fiction everywhere!  My buddy Biskuits pointed me in the direction of this site, and after reading your hilarious wanks I just had to join ( Read more... )