They wish!
I got this as a forward today. Too funny! :-)
January 28, 2005
Google To Start Indexing Brains
Plan To Take Over World Well Underway
Google announced today that, as part of its plan for world domination,
it will include people's thoughts in search engines results starting on
Monday.
The move is designed to further increase Google's hold on "everything
anybody knows," and accelerate Google's drive to "hold sway over all
puny earthlings," according to Google executive Maurice Finster, who
laughed diabolically.
Google's plans include becoming the world's first corporate
nation-state, literally ruling the world and "making Microsoft our
complete bitch," Finster confided.
Starting next week, Google will enable users to find gossip, details of
secret affairs, who's sleeping with whom, and how many people pick
their noses while driving.
Finster declined to reveal precisely how Google was going to index
brains, but mentioned that they involve "harvesting organs."
January 28, 2005
Google To Start Indexing Brains
Plan To Take Over World Well Underway
Google announced today that, as part of its plan for world domination,
it will include people's thoughts in search engines results starting on
Monday.
The move is designed to further increase Google's hold on "everything
anybody knows," and accelerate Google's drive to "hold sway over all
puny earthlings," according to Google executive Maurice Finster, who
laughed diabolically.
Google's plans include becoming the world's first corporate
nation-state, literally ruling the world and "making Microsoft our
complete bitch," Finster confided.
Starting next week, Google will enable users to find gossip, details of
secret affairs, who's sleeping with whom, and how many people pick
their noses while driving.
Finster declined to reveal precisely how Google was going to index
brains, but mentioned that they involve "harvesting organs."