...
Is your heart broken right now?
Indeed it is.
Why do they have handicap parking at skating rinks?
For people who are handicapped of course. Why else?
Who is your last text from?
Gage, ironically.
Would you marry somebody if they gave you a ring from a vending machine?
If they loved me, yep.
When is the next time you’ll kiss someone?
Nevah. I'm done with relationships.
Do you think that marrying your 3rd cousin is okay?
Nope.
What is the last thing you said?
Nope. Ironically :P
Would you ever want to live in bikini bottom?
No.
Are you happy right now?
I wouldn't say so, no.
Name one of the dumbest things somebody ever told you and you believed?
I love you. Hah.
If you had a whole chicken, what part would you eat first?
The least feathery bits.
Where is your ex right now?
I have no idea. OMG epic moment, first time I can answer a facebook quiz ex question!
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Fast forward life to a few months from now. That would be nice =]
Ever left the country and done something out there that's against the law here?
No, I have more respect than that.
When is your birthday?
08/22/90
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Considering my track record? Really? Fuck no.
Would you ever consider adoption?
Absolutely I would. See above answer.
Ever stolen money from a friend?
No.
What are your plans for the weekend?
Big bang theory marathon, cake, how to train your dragon.
If you could move right now would you?
Oh yes.
Are you happy with the way things are going now?
No. I made a list, and for the past five years things have been going steadily in a downward direction. Don't believe me? Here's the list.
I watched my father slowly die for 5 years
My mother had skin cancer
My dad had cancer too
I got stomach ulcers and internal bleeding doctors couldn't solve
I watched my grandmother forget who I was and then pass away
One of my best friends decided I was no longer worth her time
A guy I once adored led me to believe we would soon be together, and then kissed another girl in front of me
My best friend moved away
I nearly died when my car spun off the road
My brother left home and barely speaks to me
I became depressed because of badly prescribed medication
I failed at university classes
My grandfather currently needs heart surgery after nearly dying of a heart attack
My grandmother went blind
I tried to kill myself
I was labeled crazy and no one I know from my university classes would speak to me afterward
I was forced to withdraw from all classes and will never be allowed to go to med school as a result
I lost my job
My family faced bankrupcy for three years
Another best friend became scared of me and no longer speaks to me
The man I love decided he didn’t love me anymore
And that's just a few I could pull out of the hat, so to speak.
Ever made up a terrible lie and been found out?
Only two or three times.
Do you keep a diary?
Lj would suffice I do believe.
When was the last time you talked to your number one?
Number one on everyone's cell is voicemail...
Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Eat healthy, lose weight, NO crying, pet the cat, drink tea
Do you like being in pictures?
No. I rarely look good in them.
What do you currently hear right now?
Me typing.
Do you really think there is a pot of gold on the other side of the rainbow?
No, because I actually got to the end of the rainbow once when I was driving in Jasper, and do you know what happened? It was instantaneous, as soon as you reach it it disappears and reappears about a hundred feet behind you, even though it literally looks like you could reach out the car window and grab it right before it goes. It was pretty amazing!
If 7-11 stays open 24/7, why do they need locks on the doors?
So people have something to do by pondering this phenomenon.
Where will you be in an hour?
Here. On my couch. Not losing weight because I'm lazy today.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Losing weight so that when I see Gage the next time his jaw will drop and he'll regret letting this hot piece of ass go. Haha. Sure. But it makes me feel like I have a purpose.
Ever been in an ambulance?
Yes!
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Japan trip.
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
You see, here's the thing... men don't like me. So it doesn't matter what I would think, no one is going to stick around long enough to find out because they really just don't care. Also, my self esteem needs to improve. I realize this, I do, its just a fact that it sucks at the moment.
Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Quite so.
Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
Yes.
Where was the first time you ever saw the person you like at the moment?
I'm not allowed to love him anymore, but in the west ed mall, walking toward the theater. He was wearing dark blue jeans, black adidas shoes with the white stripes, and a white and blue winter jacket. His hair was spiked a little at the top, and his hands were in his pockets.
When will you hang out or see the person you like?
The hell if I know.
Do you believe in love?
I never did, then I got hopeful and dumped, so I really should learn my lesson. Its all crap.
Do you think relationships are even worth it?
Yes, despite how much they destroy you afterward.
Do you have trust issues?
OMG where do I start here? YES. Its why I'm such a cynical bitch =]
Who did you last tell a secret to?
Gage. He has a lot of blackmail weaponry against me.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
No. We are spending time apart so I have no hope of ever getting back together with him.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Eh... can't really say I have a standpoint on this issue yet.
Have you ever watched a magic based TV show?
No.
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
I wish I was back about two months ago.
When was the last time someone asked you out?
February 4 2009.
When was the last time you saw that person?
April 13 2010. And I thought 13 was my lucky number.
Views on Lil Wayne?
None in particular. Rather indifferent.
MARYJANE! has just been legalized, what's the first thing you do?
Not care.
What does the 6th text in your inbox say?
Too lazy to go get my phone, but probably something along the lines of "Almost there!" Since Katelyn and I went to lunch today at Kyoto.
Did you have homework tonight?
No.
What's your favorite quote of all time?
I don't have one =[
What's your favorite brand of iced tea?
Tea forte over ice collection of course.
Do you have someone who's your other half?
No. I am one of those people who is meant to be bitter and die alone.
Where do you want to go to college?
University of Alberta, even though I hate that institution with a passion.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
They know who they are.
Are you a coffee addict?
Not an addict, but I do enjoy it.
Are you wearing anything by the brand American Apparel?
No.
Do you use "LOL" in online conversation?
NO I HATE CHATSPEAK.
Are your legs shaved?
Nope. Who's going to care if they are? Nobody but me sees them and I can't be bothered to waste the time.
Do you have a friend named Dan?
I used to.
Are you Dominican?
No.
How about Dutch?
No.
Do you know the capital of Norway?
Oslo. And no, I did not look that up.
What's the last song you put on repeat?
Hmm... I don't recall. I don't like to repeat songs usually.
What's the last debate you had with someone?
It went along the lines of, isn't there anything I can do to change your mind? No. But why are you doing this? Because.
How did you last injure yourself?
Last injury was quite minor, just some karate bruises.
What's the next concert you'll go to?
I don't plan to go to any concerts in the near future. Nothing I really want to listen to.
How would you describe your music taste?
Random.
What's your favorite color pen?
I like all, no racism here.
Have you ever been on a date?
Only a few times :P
Are you more attracted to blonds or brunettes?
Either or.
Indeed it is.
Why do they have handicap parking at skating rinks?
For people who are handicapped of course. Why else?
Who is your last text from?
Gage, ironically.
Would you marry somebody if they gave you a ring from a vending machine?
If they loved me, yep.
When is the next time you’ll kiss someone?
Nevah. I'm done with relationships.
Do you think that marrying your 3rd cousin is okay?
Nope.
What is the last thing you said?
Nope. Ironically :P
Would you ever want to live in bikini bottom?
No.
Are you happy right now?
I wouldn't say so, no.
Name one of the dumbest things somebody ever told you and you believed?
I love you. Hah.
If you had a whole chicken, what part would you eat first?
The least feathery bits.
Where is your ex right now?
I have no idea. OMG epic moment, first time I can answer a facebook quiz ex question!
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
Fast forward life to a few months from now. That would be nice =]
Ever left the country and done something out there that's against the law here?
No, I have more respect than that.
When is your birthday?
08/22/90
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
Considering my track record? Really? Fuck no.
Would you ever consider adoption?
Absolutely I would. See above answer.
Ever stolen money from a friend?
No.
What are your plans for the weekend?
Big bang theory marathon, cake, how to train your dragon.
If you could move right now would you?
Oh yes.
Are you happy with the way things are going now?
No. I made a list, and for the past five years things have been going steadily in a downward direction. Don't believe me? Here's the list.
I watched my father slowly die for 5 years
My mother had skin cancer
My dad had cancer too
I got stomach ulcers and internal bleeding doctors couldn't solve
I watched my grandmother forget who I was and then pass away
One of my best friends decided I was no longer worth her time
A guy I once adored led me to believe we would soon be together, and then kissed another girl in front of me
My best friend moved away
I nearly died when my car spun off the road
My brother left home and barely speaks to me
I became depressed because of badly prescribed medication
I failed at university classes
My grandfather currently needs heart surgery after nearly dying of a heart attack
My grandmother went blind
I tried to kill myself
I was labeled crazy and no one I know from my university classes would speak to me afterward
I was forced to withdraw from all classes and will never be allowed to go to med school as a result
I lost my job
My family faced bankrupcy for three years
Another best friend became scared of me and no longer speaks to me
The man I love decided he didn’t love me anymore
And that's just a few I could pull out of the hat, so to speak.
Ever made up a terrible lie and been found out?
Only two or three times.
Do you keep a diary?
Lj would suffice I do believe.
When was the last time you talked to your number one?
Number one on everyone's cell is voicemail...
Do you have any plans for tomorrow?
Eat healthy, lose weight, NO crying, pet the cat, drink tea
Do you like being in pictures?
No. I rarely look good in them.
What do you currently hear right now?
Me typing.
Do you really think there is a pot of gold on the other side of the rainbow?
No, because I actually got to the end of the rainbow once when I was driving in Jasper, and do you know what happened? It was instantaneous, as soon as you reach it it disappears and reappears about a hundred feet behind you, even though it literally looks like you could reach out the car window and grab it right before it goes. It was pretty amazing!
If 7-11 stays open 24/7, why do they need locks on the doors?
So people have something to do by pondering this phenomenon.
Where will you be in an hour?
Here. On my couch. Not losing weight because I'm lazy today.
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Losing weight so that when I see Gage the next time his jaw will drop and he'll regret letting this hot piece of ass go. Haha. Sure. But it makes me feel like I have a purpose.
Ever been in an ambulance?
Yes!
What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Japan trip.
Do you think you would make a good wife/husband?
You see, here's the thing... men don't like me. So it doesn't matter what I would think, no one is going to stick around long enough to find out because they really just don't care. Also, my self esteem needs to improve. I realize this, I do, its just a fact that it sucks at the moment.
Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Quite so.
Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
Yes.
Where was the first time you ever saw the person you like at the moment?
I'm not allowed to love him anymore, but in the west ed mall, walking toward the theater. He was wearing dark blue jeans, black adidas shoes with the white stripes, and a white and blue winter jacket. His hair was spiked a little at the top, and his hands were in his pockets.
When will you hang out or see the person you like?
The hell if I know.
Do you believe in love?
I never did, then I got hopeful and dumped, so I really should learn my lesson. Its all crap.
Do you think relationships are even worth it?
Yes, despite how much they destroy you afterward.
Do you have trust issues?
OMG where do I start here? YES. Its why I'm such a cynical bitch =]
Who did you last tell a secret to?
Gage. He has a lot of blackmail weaponry against me.
Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
No. We are spending time apart so I have no hope of ever getting back together with him.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Eh... can't really say I have a standpoint on this issue yet.
Have you ever watched a magic based TV show?
No.
Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
I wish I was back about two months ago.
When was the last time someone asked you out?
February 4 2009.
When was the last time you saw that person?
April 13 2010. And I thought 13 was my lucky number.
Views on Lil Wayne?
None in particular. Rather indifferent.
MARYJANE! has just been legalized, what's the first thing you do?
Not care.
What does the 6th text in your inbox say?
Too lazy to go get my phone, but probably something along the lines of "Almost there!" Since Katelyn and I went to lunch today at Kyoto.
Did you have homework tonight?
No.
What's your favorite quote of all time?
I don't have one =[
What's your favorite brand of iced tea?
Tea forte over ice collection of course.
Do you have someone who's your other half?
No. I am one of those people who is meant to be bitter and die alone.
Where do you want to go to college?
University of Alberta, even though I hate that institution with a passion.
How many TRUE best friends do you have?
They know who they are.
Are you a coffee addict?
Not an addict, but I do enjoy it.
Are you wearing anything by the brand American Apparel?
No.
Do you use "LOL" in online conversation?
NO I HATE CHATSPEAK.
Are your legs shaved?
Nope. Who's going to care if they are? Nobody but me sees them and I can't be bothered to waste the time.
Do you have a friend named Dan?
I used to.
Are you Dominican?
No.
How about Dutch?
No.
Do you know the capital of Norway?
Oslo. And no, I did not look that up.
What's the last song you put on repeat?
Hmm... I don't recall. I don't like to repeat songs usually.
What's the last debate you had with someone?
It went along the lines of, isn't there anything I can do to change your mind? No. But why are you doing this? Because.
How did you last injure yourself?
Last injury was quite minor, just some karate bruises.
What's the next concert you'll go to?
I don't plan to go to any concerts in the near future. Nothing I really want to listen to.
How would you describe your music taste?
Random.
What's your favorite color pen?
I like all, no racism here.
Have you ever been on a date?
Only a few times :P
Are you more attracted to blonds or brunettes?
Either or.