N e g a t i v i t y .

[phagbot]

So I gave my last post a good deal of thought, and I'm not going to delete it because I feel like there was some flash of brilliance there, but all in all I was lead on and I made an ass of myself and there's nothing good or positive about it

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[shortyellowcape]

I feel like crap Jeff.

Come escape life in Seattle. We'll get drunk every night and try to make each other feel better.

[phagbot]

As ridiculous as this sounds, I wish I hadn't put down on a new apartment so I could do just that. This city and the people who live here make me consistently very very sad :[.

But Emmy makes me happy!

[shortyellowcape]

And Jeffy makes me happy!

I'm currently experiencing an existential crisis. The cure for this is dropping off the face of the planet for a few weeks but I caaaaan't :(

[phagbot]

If I don't get the job I applied for on Tuesday (I find out on Friday), I think I might just break apart completely :x.

[shortyellowcape]

Jeffrey <3

These are not the lives you and I were meant to live!

[phagbot]

I know, right?! I've felt like white trash (and not in the good box wine sort of way) for months now and it's mutating my confidence into shame lol.

Not to mention the fact that apparently boys just aren't that into me anymore. When did I turn 40?!

[shortyellowcape]

THAT'S WHY I MOVED TO SEATTLE. But frankly, and I don't care if I sound spoiled and self indulgent, I feel I should relaxing in the French Riviera writing a book or figuring out the world.

And how can boys not be into your gorgeous face?

[phagbot]

Spoiled and self-indulgent is what I'm all about. And yeah, I feel like all this scrambling to stay alive is a perfect waste of my time, not to mention a disservice to how much better I am than this.

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW. My last prospect led me on for almost 2 months before telling me that he 'didn't find me attractive in that way.'

I date older, and they suck. I date younger, and they're not bright enough to understand what makes me awesome. A change of scenery is almost definitely in order.

[shortyellowcape]

I became disillusioned with love a long time ago.

At any rate, This American Life is just BULLSHIT and if the sales of anti-depressants are any indication, our lifestyle is clearly incorrect.

And give me names, Jeffrey. Give me names and I'll have them ERASED.

[phagbot]

I've been doing a lot of thinking on the same vein lately, and the way we do everything here is just getting more and more fucked up by the day. It's not even so much the government that's pissing me off, it's the people and their insistence on being ignorant and sedentary and just not caring at all about all the damage they're doing TO THEMSELVES.

Ahem.

Oh, you'll get names. I'm getting more and more spiteful by the day and I doubt this will end with all parties unscathed :x.

[shortyellowcape]

Wrath has always been one of my favorite sins. But the government, I don't even care anymore. I just hate being a citizen of a country that runs on essentially slave labor. The being of our nation would crumble if we removed sweatshops and paid fair wages to coffee growers.

Whine whine whine. THE POINT IS I MISS YOU.

[phagbot]

I MISS YOU TOO and I'm upset that you're on the other side of the country and I'm poor as shit rawrrrrrr.

[shortyellowcape]

I'm poor as shit, too!

[phagbot]

:[.

It's okay, it's okay. We'll meet again <3.

[shortyellowcape]

We sure will.

Go take a train to Grafton. Call up Tyler and you and him should go to Fitchburg and hang out with Tim.

Tim is like a more annoying male version of me <3

[phagbot]

Lol I think I might do that, even if he doesn't know what to do with my manparts.

Awwwww Timmy.