If I were a thing on a list...

Jan 20, 2010 08:28

If I were a...

If I were a month, I’d be Four weeks long
If I were a day of the week, I’d be tomorrow.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late
If I were a planet, I’d be Pluto a lot like Pluto but larger and a planet
If I were a sea animal, I’d be  drying out.
If I were a direction, I’d be the wrong way.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d ensure I clashed with your curtains
If I were a liquid, I’d stain.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a lot harder.
If I were a tree, I’d be an outside more often.
If I were a tool, I’d be a Twilight fan.
If I were a flower, I’d be a weed.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be complained about by English people.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be out of tune.
If I were a color, I’d run in the wash.
If I were an emotion, I’d be amplified by alchohol.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a one of your 5 a day.
If I were a sound, I’d be annoying and difficult to find the source of..
If I were an element, I’d be surprise.
If I were a car, I’d be faster
If I were a food, I’d be on the run.
If I were a place, I’d be stationary.
If I were a material, I’d be his and I'd be dark.
If I were a taste, I’d be bitter.
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of success
If I were an animal, I’d probably not be on the internet
If I were an object, I’d be less subjective.
If I were a body part, I’d be attached to you.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be closer to your face.
If I were a song, I’d be still be out of tune.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be made for walking.

bored, silly, lazy phadria is lazy

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