fucked up schoolgirl crush is fucked up
Oh God.
Having the emotional age of a nine year old: I have a crush on my history teacher.
Being a mature and well adjusted young woman I have taken to expressing this by bullying playing practical jokes on him.
He's a little OCD and I had great fun before Christmas turning the tables around in his classroom so that the grain of the wood went the " ( Read more... )
To make things worse, because I was like agh all the time and also suddenly became really shy, but the way our classrooms were arranged the teachers desk has a row of 3 desks oushed touching it and facing it. By pure chance I sat in the middle of those three. Do you know how hard it is to concentrate in maths when you are sitting directly opposite and 5 feet away from a very cute maths teacher? hard.
The worse it got was when one of the girls in my class (who I don't like because she is popular and flicky and ALL the boys in my year the year above and the year below like her, basically she is everything I am not) but she was complaining her hand hurt. He gave her a hand massage. In the middle of class. Looking straight at her and goes, does that feel better?
He's moved to Singapore, I have been saved. But I COMPLETELY know where you're coming from (ok so I'm 15 and therefore am immature and kind of allowed to do this, but at 13/14 you blow things out of proportion. A lot.)
Reply
and irishness. too much sexy lilting irish in your accent and you should have to teach in ireland.
i think we should write to OFSTED with our suggestions, don't you?
but dude, you had to sit right in front of him?
sweet jebus.
that's just not cricket.
although... it sure would keep my attendance at a perfect 100%...
PS. My icon is intended as a reminder to the irish hand molester that he was married....ignore the "dead" bit
*knocks on wood about a million times*
Reply
I agree OFSTED should hear the complaints of girls who fail classes because they are distracted by teachers who are faar to attractive.
It was... interesting.
As to attendance it being secondary school and me being a goodie two shoes (and also my school being kinda strict and skiving is unusual) I was kinda forced to go, but it was most definitely willingly.
Sorry does my hand molesting Icon offend you? I shall change it.
Good luck with the Colin Firth Look-a-like!
Reply
usually, i don't even realise that i'm doing it until peopple start telling me to bugger off.
the colin firth looka like has a weird south african thing every now and again... like he says eltimately instead of ultimately
...but i can't quite bring myself to take the piss like i know i should.
also, I TOO AM A GOODIE TWO SHOES!
or...at least i WAS before this english c/wk debacle, basically i've been strategically absent and as such given myself an extension on the extension the snow gave me.
urgh, but i just can't get into it
i literally cannot write a single sentance without making another cup of tea and having a little calm down.
FURTHERMORE [see how i just get those body paragraph linking words in? i am almost TOO good]i quite like your icon... just not creeper married men perving up school girls hands
well unless the hands in question happen to be mine.
hmmm that gives me an idea...
anyways, i must stop slacking now.
and do some work... ha ha.
Reply
Leave a comment