Ah, I've had a whole extra week of time to do my English c/wk
~THANKS SNOW! ~
The essay is on Women in Hamlet and Macbeth ...unf.
Forsooth I am all overeth this shit like a pox
I mean...Lady Mac? Ophelia? This shit writes itself! Throw in some Queen Lizzy the previous and I'm utterly yours you pernicious wench!
Obviously I've not actually done it though.
I've been doing really important things like...er...putting of revising for my philosophy exam
and not playing in the snow because I'm too lazy.
And starting smoking again.
stuff like that.
The usual.
PHADZ THE NIGHT BEFORE PHILOSOPHY EXAM...
HERMIONE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME IF SHE'D NOT DONE ANY FUCKING PRACTICE PAPERS AT FUCKING ALL OR HAD ANY LESSONS SINCE BEFORE XMAS BECAUSE OF THE SNOW
Anyways, i think i have found a get out of jail free card...sort of...not really.
My English teacher is really not going to go for it and really I know I am going to skive off the lesson and hand it in on Friday with a sheepish expression and the tell tale blush without which i would be the most super-amazing-awesome-Iago/Claudius-type-liar
*sigh*
anyways, just i case my teacher hunts me down
which she will -she is crazy- i have found this little gem!
ohmygosh you just tell it the file name and how big it needs to be
and it will compile 900 pages of totally legit looking and utterly fucked code.
Time for beddy-byes? I fucking think so!
ZZZZzzzz...
also i properly need to get round to downloading the RH mood icon things...why have i still not done this? jeez!
i could do it now... NO GO TO BED!
also!! i have dyed my hair! I look like Lucius Malfoy now.
...Shouldn't that be Narcissa... fuck it. She doesn't even have a pimp cane.
Why yes i did watch Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets today...however did you guess??