Happy birthday
musicboxgirl, YOU FUCKING AWESOME AS FUCK BENCH!!!! Seriously, I don't know what I would do without Kary. She is awesome times a million and meeting her and going to NKOTB with her was SO GREAT, I can't even say. It was awesome. SHE'S awesome. I'm so happy I managed to drag her into American Idol because she's just one of my favorite people, and because YES.
It's also Mr Failcats himself's birthday, JC Chasez. In celebration of another year of new music growing his hair out JC managing to hold his job and hoping for some amazing Outfits over the next few months, I will a) write
musicboxgirl anything she wants, doesn't have to have anything to do with JC. (Also because I'm listening to Single... MEMORIES!! God, this song is fucking awesome.) and b) enjoy a fun JC Gets Drunk post.
Remember the good old days? When they were both hot, and together, and they both had albums coming out, and then they performed a song about alien mpreg scorned!fakebabbydaddy at the Roseland?? Sigh.
The vodka is a metaphor.
Lenny Kravitz liked the feather outfit. JUST SAYING.
SILO CUPS FOR THE MOTERHHEFFING WIN! Cuz even popstars don't have class. Maybe klass though. Wow, check out Juju's blingy bracelet thing. Now THAT is classy.
LOL FOREVER. It's not a dick. It's just booze. Why hasn't anyone shopped/macrod this yet?
Thirty is so old. Glad I have another year. EEEEEP. And wow, Chris looks like shit there. He looks so much better now. Like a million times better. Hey guys, remember when Chris @ replied to me on Twitter??? That made my life. TEAM FAB CHRIS.
God, I love them together. Why hasn't this happened in real life yet? I wrote fic! WHY ISN'T IT COMING TRUE??
JC doing shots with some random guy. This was a NYE he spent with "I'm straight" Chace Crawford. See him in the background looking all surprised? He's thinking, "I feel sad that JC has to drink to fuck me." Okay maybe not. Whatever, they totally fucked. No one will convince me otherwise. Now I want to read that fic that
causeways wrote.
JC Squared celebrates JC's birthday. Afterwards, they went to the Safeway and bought discount meat. Kosher, of course, because JC is sensitive like that.